Submitted by Alison_wonderland-97 t3_yhvwxh in funny
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GhostNThings t1_iug12x9 wrote
That's almost double what I'm making
Hot-Campaign-4553 t1_iug1sgu wrote
If you don't mind me asking, what kind of work do you do, and are you in the US?
GhostNThings t1_iug2bow wrote
Broke College student that also works at Amazon 😎
Hot-Campaign-4553 t1_iug34mk wrote
I mean, that's fair then.
Working in college is just about padding that resume to show that you have stability, and trying to escape with as little debt as possible.
Beat of luck to you!
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Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iuhjj2d wrote
It’s a graphic design job lol and it’s pretty competitive for the area we live in
twohedwlf t1_iufxzyt wrote
So, he didn't get an interview then.
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iufy4ny wrote
Haha we shall see
tenapeiri t1_iuho5hw wrote
Keep us posted. Are they a comedian part-time?
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iuhoopj wrote
Nope! But we have been talking about taking improv classes together
tenapeiri t1_iuhpd5s wrote
I see this in your future. Very funny.
blackcat016 t1_iui5vly wrote
If you have to plan it is that really improv?
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iui7pn0 wrote
True. But throwing yourself out there on a stage is scary af and I’d like to have a buddy to do it with.
blackcat016 t1_iuivwxa wrote
I was more referencing the planning on going to an improv class part lol.
wasthaturface t1_iufy2uj wrote
I'd hire you.
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Frmr-drgnbyt t1_iugewuc wrote
The socks that "get lost in the laundry" clearly mate up with Tupperware lids to form their own multi-verse.
Simulator587 t1_iuglrr8 wrote
Don't worry, if you can't find something, call your mom. She will find everything
LimeGreenCharlie t1_iug4u1o wrote
I too want Guy Fieri's job
feck_alreadytaken t1_iuheog1 wrote
I too choose this guy's (wife's) job
Simulator587 t1_iugla7g wrote
>I've repressed every moment from 2009-2019
So relatable
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Delta7391 t1_iug8uze wrote
Sounds like a future friend.
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iuhjutf wrote
When we were little she told me we can’t be best friends because we were cousins.
Delta7391 t1_iuiryzb wrote
I meant for me lol
returntomonke1997 t1_iugsitc wrote
I’d hire them
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HexFyber t1_iuhin7o wrote
I know this is a fun sub and all, but honestly how would you even reply to the third question? There's no way you can just say yes or no
Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_iuhlkrf wrote
A few years back our washer-dryer broke down and we got someone out to repair it. Turned out, it actually had eaten a sock, and the chewed up mangled remains were blocking something.
sparkselicious t1_iui9kgh wrote
I wouldn’t want to work wherever it is that thinks these questions are good for a job application
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iuiahvl wrote
Lol I would.
sparkselicious t1_iuiam23 wrote
Having to laugh at my boss’s jokes for 55K no thanks
Alison_wonderland-97 OP t1_iuibems wrote
I mean it’s a graphic design job lol. And i think it shows that it’s a lighthearted atmosphere.
typesett t1_iuitvhw wrote
quick thoughts even tho know this is r/funny
the people in charge of the job posting are taking this seriously
if you are not taking it seriously when applying, why apply at all?
yes, questions are dumb but you are playing the game now of requesting for something you want
if it's all a joke and this whole this is to fuck around, then cool i guess
JpStryder t1_iuh6pz7 wrote
"Make this man a manager, STAT!"
Condoggg t1_iugwe5g wrote
The fact you find this funny enough to share with the internet baffles me.
Hot-Campaign-4553 t1_iufzap3 wrote
$55k?
Bro is selling himself short.