Submitted by half-a-duck t3_yfquxe in funny
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Throwmesometail t1_iu4qojw wrote
This is a adult version of lunchables.
rovert1994 t1_iu4r4hf wrote
Besides having the essentials that fridge is disgusting
Hour-Upper t1_iu4sjx1 wrote
I am missing an housekeeper
Valid_Username_56 t1_iu4u3ef wrote
I'd ask for a fridge that is not 125 years old.
half-a-duck OP t1_iu4uoge wrote
It's not dirty, it just has a patina.
Actually it was pretty disgusting when I first got it. It's been a shop beer fridge for the last 60+ years.
rovert1994 t1_iu4ustx wrote
Oh I thought this was your house fridge lmfao
half-a-duck OP t1_iu4vbij wrote
It's only 75 years old. It's a 1947 GM Frigidaire.
Valid_Username_56 t1_iu4x6so wrote
75 in human years. In fridge years that's 125.
Anton_Cermak t1_iu5032l wrote
That is an old refrigerator
ErrantsFeral t1_iu51rmc wrote
Less mold?
balalaikablyat t1_iu53moa wrote
Yea not only beer and pizza tho
Cellie_e t1_iu540zl wrote
I was very troubled in my youth
half-a-duck OP t1_iu54mpg wrote
It's not mold, it's rust.
half-a-duck OP t1_iu54v2y wrote
I was more concerned about having a fridge than not having one. This cost me $100. When I got a new fridge it cost me $900. It just wasn't in my budget at the time. It costs about the same as my new fridge.
theonly-deepthinker t1_iu554tq wrote
He couldnt ask for a clean fridge?
Swearologyst t1_iu57j6s wrote
Why would you want a women to fck that all up you got it set perfect
half-a-duck OP t1_iu59w4x wrote
They're on the pizza...
iratecrustaceans t1_iu5apv5 wrote
I mean…as a man, I’d say one could always ask for a woman…no?
bubblesort33 t1_iu5b7yg wrote
Looks like a bow collar work fridge.
SensitiveAd5962 t1_iu5c1e6 wrote
I sold one of these fridges to a collector for 1500 in 2010. You should be able to sell/trade it to the right person for enough money to walk into a bestbuy and pick up a new fridge, playstation, Xbox, and iPad.
SirZooalot t1_iu5c32i wrote
A pussy ?
half-a-duck OP t1_iu5d2s7 wrote
I plan to turn it into a kegerator and try to sell it for about $2,500. They'll run forever if mice don't eat the wires. Also all the wiring was replaced by the last owner with rubber coated wires. He told me it has paper coated wires originally.
Rogue_Like t1_iu5ewvh wrote
Missing: An entire shelf of condiments.
Jasip68 t1_iu5fjv9 wrote
It’s overrated, don’t fucking do it.
thatguywiththeposts t1_iu5fwc9 wrote
How about any other type of pizza besides Little Caesars?
Glittering-Coat3141 t1_iu5hnhw wrote
A woman doesn't live there? Then explain the lady beer?
hghlnder72 t1_iu5ikxs wrote
Upvoted strictly for the Leinenkugels Oktoberfest....hell of a beer! but seriously, take a washcloth and soap to that fridge.
SirZooalot t1_iu5knt2 wrote
Well, I got one for over 20 years and ... its really good. Ok it's quite rare these days but still an enjoyable event.
tiptoethrutheroses t1_iu5l9dc wrote
They don't make them like they used to.
Adventurous-Test-246 t1_iu5nxgy wrote
they are veryyy reliable
rubber_arrow t1_iu5puvx wrote
oktoberfest is a "lady's beer" now?
Hot-Roof6572 t1_iu5qmo9 wrote
I've seen chic's with fridges that look like that!! 😐
SealChe t1_iu5te9b wrote
I thought we were calling those charcuterie boards?
Potietang t1_iu5tvnd wrote
That’s not pizza.
Potietang t1_iu5u10w wrote
Some of the most disgusting unkempt places I’ve seen are where a few women live together.
chopstyks t1_iu5yebu wrote
I'm pretty troubled in mid life.
South_Bit1764 t1_iu5zxxi wrote
That’s classy adult lunchables; this is just weird.
What psychopath has Leinenkugel’s Oktoberfest with Little Caeser’s.
obscureferences t1_iu60l26 wrote
...a woman?
MentalEarth1286 t1_iu64l1a wrote
I had a fridge like that 45 years ago, they don't make them like that anymore. Good choice of groceries.
Heksene666 t1_iu64scl wrote
Needs more beer.
33253325 t1_iu65u48 wrote
The person who posted this. That's who. I think it's South_Bit1764
Confident-Scar7333 t1_iu68h2x wrote
Wisconsin?
WhyYouMadBro_ t1_iu6bpgr wrote
If you settle with this you ain't no man
casually-slutty t1_iu6bqnu wrote
please eat a vegetable sir
CraptainPoo t1_iu6bvgh wrote
They had 20$, good beer, shitty food
Winterpegger t1_iu6f3yf wrote
What if there's vegetables on the Pizza? :O
xibG t1_iu6hecn wrote
it can go for 75 more, they used to make them last forever.
optimally_bald t1_iu6k7ig wrote
health
lordofduct t1_iu6kx21 wrote
The night I met my wife was a "hurricane party" (in Florida when a hurricane is hitting you go out and buy a butt ton of booze and some friends come over and you just get wasted and wait for the electric to go out).
I had moved into a new place and I had yet to really get any of my stuff moved over from my old place when the storm decided to hit. Ain't going to move during a storm, so I just bought some supplies and rode out the storm at my new place.
An old ex-gf of mine happened to live near the place I had moved and she and a friend of hers (my now wife) came over for said "hurricane party".
This was the first time my wife had met me and the first impression wasn't exactly impressive.
A living room with just a couch, big screen tv, and my desktop computer on the floor hooked to said tv so I could listen to music and watch movies.
A bedroom with a blowup mattress, my alarm clock, and bags of clothes.
And a meager bathroom with the bare essentials... soap, toothpaste, bodywash.
Like I said... I JUST moved in.
My wife then goes to the fridge and opens it to find...
2 bottles of cranberry juice
1 bottle mustard
1 jar pickles
12 pack mountain dew
And 3 bottles of vodka on the counter.
...
She didn't tell me this at the time. But she was very concerned her friend had brought her to some crazy man's house for a hurricane and she might not ever make it home.
crimson_assason t1_iu6sgsk wrote
It's........ PERFECT!
PolishBishop t1_iu6t3tm wrote
A winning lottery ticket.
Thwaffle_maker t1_iu6tkn4 wrote
A favorite flavor of jam. Ice cream sandwiches. Favorite pickles.
Helpful_Exchange_530 t1_iu6y3lc wrote
some fucking protein got damn get some muscles on you at least sheesh
fubes2000 t1_iu6yc2d wrote
You could probably replace that fridge with anything made in the last 10 years and the savings on your power bill would cover the cost in a year.
Cellie_e t1_iu6ytkp wrote
I am sorry to hear that. It's not a nice place to be in when you don't feel like you need to take care of yourself.
My_Name_Is_Who_What t1_iu71m4m wrote
How about beans? And lean? AND CRA-
dark_LUEshi t1_iu79jdu wrote
that fridge has been going on for a while lol, def a survivor.
Original_Implement61 t1_iu7tgdx wrote
Don't forget your extension cord!
Primary_Breakfast628 t1_iu7tkjh wrote
Personally, I would rather the better beer also.
MaySeemelater t1_iu7ucuq wrote
I've had that cream soda before, it's okay, but Fitzs is better, A&W is too, although not on same level.
sunshinesustenance t1_iu83r2e wrote
True. But it would be guaranteed to fail 2 weeks out of warranty, so you would need to replace it every 3 years, completely offsetting the savings. White goods these days are absolute trash. Are most are designed to break even further if you attempt to repair them.
DisarmedOden683 t1_iu85s5o wrote
It is like a vanilla cream flavour. But in Canada most I bright pink and taste like bubble gum.
fackn_b t1_iu8cwoy wrote
And bacon
Cellie_e t1_iu8dltr wrote
Okay, fair. I have a few female friends that don't prioritise cleaning. I've never seen a fridge in a woman's house at this level though
Glittering-Coat3141 t1_iu8nf2c wrote
Lienenkugel is a soft drink for the soft hearted.
DookieDonor0986 t1_iu8o4sy wrote
I saw this fridge in Fallout 3
isUKexactlyTsameasUS t1_iu8otr3 wrote
A free AutomaticLiposuction machine?
MyTrademarkIsTaken t1_iu8xh6c wrote
A clean fridge, for one
VeterinarianThese951 t1_iu92xed wrote
Oh boy. I came straight to the comment section and I was about to comment about how shocked I was that it was almost to 100 comments with no perversion. You saved this thread from wholesomeness. Thank you for your service…
SirZooalot t1_iu96eln wrote
You're welcome.
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