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Fit-Deal2021 t1_iuiqkgd wrote

I see no difference as a adult now still the same

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GTXJ99 t1_iuiqq2m wrote

Gotta love that rebound at the end of the green line. Never give up, champ!

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llMithrandirll t1_iuis8b7 wrote

Every bit of this is true. Especially the blue and green lines.

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phazedoubt t1_iuiumrk wrote

I keep wondering where all these free drugs are being handed out on Halloween. I see you have the same problem finding them.

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BlockA4 t1_iuiuo9t wrote

The first thing I saw in the pic was trigonometry

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matts41 OP t1_iuiusjs wrote

Also why did it always feel like we were trick or treating at like midnight? Totally dark out. Now it seems like kids trick or treat at noon.

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valentino_42 t1_iuivg3z wrote

I kinda feel like "fear of scary dogs/etc" and "fear of talking to adults..." would decrease over the course of the night. Candy is a hell of a motivator.

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Haterbait_band t1_iuiwsas wrote

Replying to phazedoubt (#393,202)

It just doesn’t logically make sense. Someone that has a lot of drugs has them for use or to sell. They’re going to just give them away and draw unwanted attention to their home? Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard if you think about it for a minute.

Only thing that makes sense is if candy bags were used for smuggling purposes and it got mixed up with real candy, but still pretty unlikely since that would be an expensive mixup.

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rangeo t1_iuix6vs wrote

Green Line rebound....don't give up!

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Horrigan49 t1_iuixca1 wrote

It took me a while to process the Green line, but then in came up...

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xaomaw t1_iuiztyu wrote

Replying to GTXJ99 (#391,957)

You have to notice that the status goes below 0. So there is a vacuum inside the stomach which just sucks all candys in reach in automatically.

Not the Kids' fault! 😁

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Medium_Writing9109 t1_iuj0nlh wrote

you forgot the interest rates of the candy collected and the plummeting resale value.

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tbell83 t1_iuj1jfb wrote

Why does candy in stomach increase at a much greater rate than candy collected?

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[deleted] t1_iuj22ps wrote

There should be an unreasonable crying stretch right at the crash.

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artrald-7083 t1_iuj55lk wrote

Doin' my bit by hiding behind my door and opening it to a pitch black hallway as the little moppets are just about to knock.

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MDMarauder t1_iuj6g8s wrote

My brother got razor blades on his last trick-or-treat outing a few years ago.

But, in all fairness, he wasn't wearing a costume...was 24 years old...bearded...and the razors were accompanied by a can of shaving cream.

The old man who opened the door expecting to see a child in a costume wasn't amused.

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MomsGirth t1_iuj8ij4 wrote

I hand out razor blades to children every year. This data is not accurate.

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jl_theprofessor t1_iujasgo wrote

I'm presuming the combination of strangers and scary dogs drove OP to flee, thereby contributing to the precipitous drop in "amount of candy in stomach" toward the end of the night.

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jrockcrown t1_iujck1o wrote

Where is the amount of damage to personal property by vandals and level of candy distribution at home correlation graph

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No-Patient1365 t1_iujf901 wrote

If you're trick or treating and someone gives you drugs, thank them. Drugs are expensive.

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Me5hly t1_iujow4c wrote

Funnier the more you read

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khaeen t1_iujpcnt wrote

Replying to Haterbait_band (#393,907)

Dealing drugs to parents/teens who visit on Halloween and stick around long enough to have a conversation move in that direction? Sure. Giving that shit for free to kids? Ain't nobody got time for dat.

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Optimal-Associate219 t1_iujpgxf wrote

How do you consume more candy than collected? (Im not boring just bored)

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Kent_Knifen t1_iujqt5a wrote

Replying to matts41 (#393,256)

Come to think of it, yeah 🤔

I remember it'd be pitch black out, parents would have flashlights, and the streets would still be bustling. I swear we wouldn't get home until after 10, and now they expect it all to be wrapped up before 8.

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GriffinFlash t1_iujvd4u wrote

Also collected candy thrown out by parents cause they could be razorblades or drugs due to a tiny crease in the wrapping.

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ricco2u t1_iuk2xy2 wrote

Did y’all really eat so much candy you puked? Did I just have self control?

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ZsaFreigh t1_iuk5u54 wrote

This implies that you're eating candy faster than you're collecting it

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diox8tony t1_iuk5x5a wrote

Replying to Haterbait_band (#393,907)

Smuggling needs performed all year round, so the drug dealers would use methods that work all year round to be efficient. Changing it to match every holiday would be a waste of resources and drug-brain-energy.

Like a teddy bear, or dvd case, is all year round

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EshaySikkunt t1_iukasix wrote

This graph seems to only apply to wimps with weak stomachs.

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Haterbait_band t1_iukaw7v wrote

Replying to diox8tony (#411,921)

That makes sense. I was just tiring to think of a reason why there would actually be drugs disguised as candy that was then handed out from a person’s house to children. I guess there isn’t one, but we hear this myth every year I think.

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