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Tat2dDad t1_ity3rv6 wrote

I want to know the time per shit

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middljb OP t1_ity498w wrote

That depends on the daily Reddit content.

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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_itxxtbc wrote

You either have a strong hourly rate, or you are s***ing way too much :)

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middljb OP t1_itxycx6 wrote

I make a decent living, AND, today was rough. I’m getting a bit tender. I’ll need to apply some ice cubes or a snowcone for the next one!

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mycatiskai t1_itzeatw wrote

A bidet really makes the home poops better than work poops, the sand paper here makes bad poop days really suck.

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WaitingForMyMeta t1_ityix57 wrote

Officer on the 6th floor making $200/hr. Or mail clerk who DGAF making $20/hr.? Asking for a friend…

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brutalduties t1_ity4b7g wrote

That's pretty good but what kind of yeild are you getting?

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middljb OP t1_ity4qtg wrote

It’s really kinda pathetic. Usually just a fart and spatter event!

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brutalduties t1_ity68x2 wrote

You should calculate how much you make per weight, that'd be impressive.

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middljb OP t1_ity6gjq wrote

Probably not gonna poop on a scale. Science will have to weight on that one.

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Common-Feedback4003 t1_ity85d8 wrote

Itchy ball syndrome ?

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Jeff6t9 t1_itybmak wrote

Hope it's pensionable

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kurt_go_bang t1_itygj2r wrote

Those are rookie numbers! You gotta pump those numbers up!!!

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ChondroArt t1_itymmu2 wrote

I once pooped out the letter J. Lowercase. Well, it didn’t come out that way. I had to kinda shape it…

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AnxiouslyPessimistic t1_ityohjc wrote

Fellow IBS sufferer I salute you in solidarity whilst sat on the toilet.

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antsmasher t1_itypbu5 wrote

Put that shit on your resume. I dare you.

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Guerillagreasemonkey t1_itz3q8o wrote

Back when I smoked when we got back into the office after a big day the joke was "Lets go for a profitable" because we were on about $1 a minute once we were in double time, so going for a smoke was a net gain.

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BoomerRooster t1_iu1psc4 wrote

You must be full of shit🤣

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middljb OP t1_iu20t9x wrote

Absolutely! My ex wife will confirm!

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KaiSaya117 t1_itycfgg wrote

Wasting an hour on the can isn't work

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middljb OP t1_itydmfm wrote

Don’t be jealous bro. Besides, I put in 5 hours OT Sunday morning, and then the 11 hour graveyard shift that night. I put my hours in. They get their money’s worth from me. Probably why I have IBS.

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