A Polish girl goes home after being gone for 5 years.

Her father says, "Where have you been?" and she replies "I was in the big city working as a prostitute. "

Like this Irish guy, her father goes off the deep end, cursing and berating her. Like the Irish prostitute, she explains herself, but instead of a car, she gives her father $250,000.10

Once the shock wore off, her father asks, "....but who gave you the 10 cents?" to which she replies, "all of them!"