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burntgreens OP t1_iu9zm8q wrote
For sure. This one could be president of the Uncle Steve society. Self-published a novel about his alter self as a lady-loving FBI agent, does martial arts in his yard barn, you get the gist.
Anxious_Aide_2091 t1_iu9znq0 wrote
Where’s the 5th brother?
Jeri_Shea t1_iu9zr6u wrote
burntgreens OP t1_iu9zymo wrote
Sitting on the floor, cross-legged, head back. He was born when my gramma was 50+ and had disabilities.
piratensendr t1_iua03xy wrote
Wow how did she know who fathered which kid?
burntgreens OP t1_iua0irq wrote
Oh God. No.
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Snoo-43335 t1_iua1pyd wrote
Yeah but does he have a mustache now?
burntgreens OP t1_iua1s8f wrote
Are you kidding? Yes. Of course.
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curds-and-whey-HEY t1_iua6hit wrote
Everybody has “that” uncle
Angry_Crustation t1_iua6nsd wrote
What's with that 1 baked dude in the middle and why is he touching his dick?
malteaserhead t1_iua7lae wrote
When i was a kid, i used to think that real life in the 70s and early 80s was as blurry as photos like this show.
Labriciuss t1_iuaafsa wrote
It's fun how people in the 60's all looked like child molesters
Cautious_Tune_1426 t1_iuaaog3 wrote
When is uncle Steve's release date?
Chompsy1337 t1_iuaaqfp wrote
I am an uncle who's name is Steve. I approve and only put the shirt on if it's a fancy holiday like Thanksgiving. You better believe Fourth of July that thing stays off and fireworks burn the chest hairs off WOOWOO!
MuthaPlucka t1_iuaavxm wrote
Oh, that uncle Steve.
Yeah, don’t sit on his lap.
scondileeza99 t1_iuaawa8 wrote
what’s he holding?
Jeri_Shea t1_iuab0vj wrote
I mean, I imagine you HAVE a shirt, just that it's something that's partially tucked into your back pocket and hangs down to your knees. The purpose? To have something to wave wildly over your head while "WOOWOO-ing".
Thijs_NLD t1_iuabbzj wrote
Hang on... I only count 4 brothers I think. All the dudes on the couch and the one left front. The rest SHOULD be kids from the brothers right?
Or is your family one of those classic fucked American households who didn't plan their kids at all.... wait never mind. Six kids pretty much answers that.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_iuacj40 wrote
Gramma must've been a hottie gettin' continuously laid for decades with no rest.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_iuacofe wrote
I would decline to sit next to my brother if he chose to dress like that.
burntgreens OP t1_iuaeq52 wrote
The fifth brother is sitting cross legged on the floor with his head tilted back. He was born when my grandmother was in her early 50s and taking a lot of happy housewife pills. This, he was younger than his siblings and had significant disabilities. For reference, I'm the baby my mom is holding and that youngest uncle was probably 11 in that pic.
burntgreens OP t1_iuaesge wrote
Oh, I have no idea.
burntgreens OP t1_iuaexpp wrote
Hahahaha. Depending on who you ask and their substance habits, it may have been. One of the other uncles in this pic did a lot of drugs and went off grid to hide from the spies.
burntgreens OP t1_iuaf8d2 wrote
She was a very mean woman.
Fleshy_Burger t1_iuahja1 wrote
A lot of mustaches for one family
DingleberrySlap t1_iualfxv wrote
Mmm. Lotta bad mustaches, lotta bad hair.
JaredRobertWeeks t1_iualra1 wrote
"There's no such thing as an Uncle Steve."
cweber513 t1_iualyko wrote
I bet it's the far right one
PedroJTrump t1_iuap26s wrote
Dare I ask, what’s he holding in his hands?
mottthepoople t1_iuaq2x6 wrote
What's Uncle Bowl Cut up to?
burntgreens OP t1_iub0pc4 wrote
Well, he had his fourth wedding last weekend, only third bride tho. He married the first bride twice. He is misogynistic and "born again," very obsessed with Jesus and using women. Sad cause he used to be the good one.
burntgreens OP t1_iub0w3e wrote
Actually, no, the brother next to uncle Steve.
One on the far right married a small stern woman who judges everyone and exclusively wears Disney tshirts and sweatshirts. A real scold. So no one has seen him smile in like 30 years.
burntgreens OP t1_iub10b7 wrote
Don't be jealous.
sevenbeleven t1_iub2ma9 wrote
There's always an Uncle Steve.
RedFox_Jack t1_iub2tig wrote
Uncle Steve “I dunno what Hd is but the doctor called and said I got 80 of them bitchs WOOOWOO”
-Rufus-Xavier- t1_iub8h1h wrote
This gives me a "The People Under the Stairs" feeling.
SquidmanMal t1_iubek3e wrote
Room looks cramped and crowded and probably no cooling.
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Uncle Steve is probably the only one remotely comfortable.
sowhat4 t1_iubgqog wrote
Are you in the photo? Like, are you the baby your mom is holding or the little girl who is afraid Uncle Steve is touching her?
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rimjobnemesis t1_iubhh9i wrote
Is he doing all right today?
Antique_Challenge_27 t1_iubiow9 wrote
Internet has ruined me.
Spare-Competition-91 t1_iubj1t6 wrote
burntgreens OP t1_iubm8v7 wrote
I am the baby.
burntgreens OP t1_iubmilf wrote
He died a couple of years ago. Made it to his 40s. He spent the last decade of his life in an adult care facility. That seemed lonely, but I think they were also the best years of his life.
burntgreens OP t1_iubmy7u wrote
Brown florals were hawt for a minute.
rimjobnemesis t1_iubn39j wrote
Thanks for that. I hope he had a good life.
AlisonDVII t1_iubp7nx wrote
Legend
ManyWrongdoer9365 t1_iubq75y wrote
There’s always that one Dodgy Uncle
Cupcakes69 t1_iubrfw9 wrote
I had that same couch growing up.
rainman577 t1_iubtsht wrote
That's classical uncle Steve there
BrightPerspective t1_iubu33z wrote
Weird ole uncle steve.
He died wrapped in deli meats.
htmlcody t1_iubuhe2 wrote
that’s an uncle steve i’d like to meet
schadenfreudern t1_iubukyt wrote
From all of your comments in here, your family sounds like an interesting mix and it almost feels like we need a breakdown of the craziness that each person in this photo got up to.
ImMacksDaddy t1_iubvhnu wrote
It's always Steve.
dinahsaur523 t1_iubvvgt wrote
I met he can throw a football over a mountain
Glitchnj t1_iubxqwi wrote
how has no one acknowledged this?
YuunofYork t1_iuc2nfa wrote
Uncle Steve is disturbing, but he might be the least disturbing thing about this photo.
Capt_morgan72 t1_iucbk1f wrote
Banjo intensifies.
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Then-Ad1531 t1_iucny4m wrote
It's Uncle Steve's world we just live in it.
mottthepoople t1_iud8115 wrote
Well that's a bummer.
Happy cake day, regardless.
sowhat4 t1_iudc0am wrote
I fixed the color a little bit. Was this in the 80s?
ErinEvonna t1_iudcf2o wrote
Which kid is you?
ErinEvonna t1_iudcs89 wrote
Not OP, just want to say how much I love people with photo editing skills who are willing to share them on Reddit 🧡
ErinEvonna t1_iuddfmw wrote
My mom had her first kid at 18, her fifth kid at 28, and then me when she was 41 and my parents were getting a separation (ooops). First kid was the catalyst for the marriage (ooops.)
PopeHonkersVII t1_iuddvjl wrote
Life must have been hell before Supercuts was a thing
SnooSongs8218 t1_iudrjt2 wrote
Probably correlates to when she stopped getting laid… My grandmother was very cantankerous and grouchy, realized when I was older, that it got worse around the time my Grandparents moved into separate bedrooms.
Ok_Kaleidoscope1630 t1_iudxw5t wrote
That picture on the wall looks like a mug shot
sebatakgomo t1_iuehsfo wrote
Short shorts and maximum manspreading
burntgreens OP t1_iuem864 wrote
The baby.
burntgreens OP t1_iuemf4m wrote
My family is a wild, wild chaos. Hahah. This is the more normal side.
DaveOfTheDead3 t1_iuextr2 wrote
Not sure why but I picture "Uncle Steve" somewhere serving 5-10 for hanging out at the playground. 😜
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