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Excuse me! Does anyone have a key for the cult bathroom?

What did it say before it was modified?

The key is within you. Only true believers may access the cult bathrooms. Nonbelievers and other heathens must use the one around the corner.

probably "adult"

They flush with Kool Aid

I'm not in a cult. I'm just a part of a religion. So....I'm good.

“Kid Zone. No adults allowed past this line. Adult bathrooms around the corner.”

MAGAs would be so offended if they could read.

Edit: Typo correction after the Typo Police issued me a ticket.

With they could read.. WITH THEY COULD READ?!?

Papa Nurgle laughs, he is already in there.

Ah yes, the 3 genders; men, women, and cultists!

If a person believes that not believing in a specific god condemns another person to an eternity of fiery suffering, is that a cult or a religion? Not really asking.

Heyy, you didn't have to make this personal!

Well at least theres a sigh. Maybe brief disciption of the cult mentality. Thanks 👍

Thanks Officer Typo, I will go correct.

[removed]

Praise Cthulu! Oh, around back? Oh, okay. The black sacrament goes right through me.

Well if you’re going to insult people for being illiterate, you should probably proof read. I don’t know, seemed ironic and silly.

Of course, Officer. I’ll be sure to pay better attention next time, sir.

Well you’re lucky I’m having a good day, so you’ll be let off with a slap on the wrist this time.

Next time though, it’s the big house, you filthy animal.

That's mental illness .