Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

AutoModerator t1_jec67lp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:03 PM

#2,504,913

>This is a friendly reminder to read our rules. > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays. > >Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. > >Please also be wary of spam. >

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

sidarv OP t1_jec6atw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:04 PM

#2,504,928

zoomed in fine print

OranguPanda t1_jec6ijc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:05 PM

#2,504,988

"Don't shit up the place." Words to live by.

Farkas005 t1_jec6zbf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM

#2,505,104

They don't name it the thunderbox for no reason.

[deleted] t1_jec7cqf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:11 PM

#2,505,204

[removed]

StankySocks1 t1_jec7g8x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:12 PM

#2,505,231

Lmao. You have got to zoom in and read the text!

thenicestsavage t1_jec889y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:17 PM

#2,505,448

Umber mediocrity, that’s great.

CrimsonSon1 t1_jec8fyf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM

#2,505,489

Too many Reddit/Discord mods

WhiskerTwitch t1_jecah61 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:34 PM

#2,505,958

Hilarious! I gotta know though- what's this actually from/for?

[deleted] t1_jecceew wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:48 PM

#2,506,463

[removed]

billbixbyakahulk t1_jecgfrk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM

#2,507,520

Replying to Farkas005 (#2,505,104)

The bathroom? Or Pax East?

Farkas005 t1_jecgkh5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:18 AM

#2,507,561

Replying to billbixbyakahulk (#2,507,520)

Bathroom.

Gamer000111 t1_jeclwuq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 AM

#2,508,981

Replying to StankySocks1 (#2,505,231)

No shit, Sherlock

aneeta96 t1_jecmv15 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:05 AM

#2,509,261

As my grandfather used to say 'A fart is just a turd knocking on the door'.

dibschairenforcer t1_jecp57n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:23 AM

#2,509,948

Cross post on r/fivehead

shpydar t1_jecqvmn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

#2,510,436

Replying to WhiskerTwitch (#2,505,958)

PAX East? Like the post caption says?

Asaisav t1_jecryeh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM

#2,510,746

Replying to shpydar (#2,510,436)

But what specifically at PAX East?

BrandoCalrissian1995 t1_jecsamb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM

#2,510,845

Replying to Asaisav (#2,510,746)

Probably at the entrance. For some reason nerds need to be told about self hygiene and that they smell so places have had to start putting up signs saying stuff like this. And if you've ever been to a convention like this, you understand why.

Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jecsn46 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM

#2,510,948

Sage wisdom from the poo guru.

Asaisav t1_jecsvn3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:52 AM

#2,511,003

Replying to BrandoCalrissian1995 (#2,510,845)

Aaah.... Yeah that sounds plausible

deckard1980 t1_ject8sq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:54 AM

#2,511,100

I've never heard a fart referred to as "a passing fancy"

OJSimpsons t1_jecujkc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:05 AM

#2,511,467

I've felt super gassy today and I can't poop. I got a little rabbit doodoo out earlier but that's it. I am uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.

Acktion69 t1_jed01ps wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:49 AM

#2,513,020

Never push a fart.

KorgX3 t1_jed0uco wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:55 AM

#2,513,250

Replying to OJSimpsons (#2,511,467)

I had that last week, now I'm shitting out rough beasts slouching towards Bethlehem.

Sweatytubesock t1_jed1ggk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM

#2,513,435

No madam, I’m quite able to decide for myself when I’ve farted enough.

DukeNiemand t1_jed1mee wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:02 AM

#2,513,484

I disapprove of this message. #FreeTheRip

MisinformedGenius t1_jed3687 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:16 AM

#2,513,898

Replying to KorgX3 (#2,513,250)

Just wait until the blood-dimmed tide is loosed - that's never a fun cleanup.

itsamemario115 t1_jed53hf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:33 AM

#2,514,430

This is why being stuck models is so daunting

richbeezy t1_jed6p2v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:47 AM

#2,514,825

Talent Agent: "Hey Brockleigh, found an ad spot for ya. There's just one small catch..."

Sleyeme t1_jed8eu7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:03 AM

#2,515,276

“poopypants” & “shiddyshorts” are definitely being avoided at all costs by me👍🏾.

Sleyeme t1_jed8m1q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM

#2,515,341

Replying to Gamer000111 (#2,508,981)

No shit?? Pax East would be proud.

Trent1373 t1_jedb41v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:30 AM

#2,516,061

I pride myself on being a free roam farter.

Nidonemo t1_jedjv9r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:09 AM

#2,518,250

I needed to learn of the term “shiddyshorts” today. Thank you.

witwebolte41 t1_jedk8pk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:14 AM

#2,518,338

I can’t just shit on command, even if I’m farting

StinkyBrittches t1_jedl8iu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 AM

#2,518,570

It's good that they're being proactive, but it's sad that they have to be.

RabbleRabbits t1_jedogdq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM

#2,519,275

There were a few of these types of “Easter egg” posters throughout PAX. I wish I got more pics. The disclaimer at the bottom is also one ridiculously long sentence

One-Hunter6905 t1_jedr8ja wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:49 AM

#2,519,892

Replying to OJSimpsons (#2,511,467)

Internet doctor here, I prescribe 2 bottles of potassium citrate, the lemon flavor. Cancel plans for next 16 hours.

One-Hunter6905 t1_jedrcb1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:51 AM

#2,519,911

Replying to deckard1980 (#2,511,100)

My new favorite term.

[deleted] t1_jedx0q8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:15 AM

#2,521,166

[removed]

[deleted] t1_jedz86n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 AM

#2,521,656

Replying to Farkas005 (#2,505,104)

[removed]

Xylembuild t1_jee2ick wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:31 AM

#2,522,417

No I havent farted enough all day thank you for asking TOOT TOOT!

AibnLaAhid t1_jee2vbq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM

#2,522,503

I don't know why you are surprised, given the low morals of society, things like this will become widespread.

JobbieKing t1_jeepdl1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:58 PM

#2,529,823

Guard your fart. You never know who wants to steal it.

SilverAKita t1_jefg68o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

#2,538,642

Replying to aneeta96 (#2,509,261)

A fart is just a turd honking on its way down

KeyboardKonan t1_jefk119 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

#2,539,829

Replying to billbixbyakahulk (#2,507,520)

Yes.

Wonka_Stompa t1_jefo4i7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:47 PM

#2,541,093

Shiddyshorts really got me.