Submitted by francistheoctopus t3_120x20t in funny
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Allenpoe30 t1_jdjceiz wrote
It's not just a phase, mom!
Test-Fire t1_jdjchyk wrote
Get this guy a cheese burger! Ass so skinny, I could fly him like a kite in the wind where I live.
Iliamna_remota t1_jdjcrge wrote
Is this costume or serious?
"I don't even know anymore." đ
DryCrack321 t1_jdjcvcx wrote
That man is most definitely capable of homicide
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East-Ad2092 t1_jdjfv08 wrote
Slim and shady...
boogerpeanut t1_jdjg676 wrote
I made the mistake of showing my husband the Balenciaga super distressed jeans that are ripped to shreds in the back and look like theyâre covered in grass stains as well. He spent the rest of the evening browsing their website and laughing harder than I did when I watched Jeff Dunham while I was stoned.
francistheoctopus OP t1_jdjgcgf wrote
That's such a good reference point!!
boogerpeanut t1_jdjgya9 wrote
He got a particular kick out of the âpantashoesâ and âpantaleggingsâ and there are a couple of belts that I swear weigh more than the models wearing them. Itâs absurdity.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdjhg0l wrote
If he can manage to move his feet to catch up with the victim, he might indeed inflict mortal levels of concern over his malnourishment and weird taste in clothes
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RegularAmbitious t1_jdjiahn wrote
Megamind's son in the sequel.
locus2779 t1_jdjif7z wrote
We believe in nothing, Lebowski!
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Sonuroburos t1_jdjnktq wrote
Dude looks like a fable character.
Rubbery_Elbow t1_jdjqhny wrote
Just ignore fashion brands. Fashion is what people chose to wear, not what some fashion designer in some ivory tower is masturbating his or her ego into this week.
The clothes they make look fucking weird, the models they choose to show off those clothes look fucking weird, and the ads they make with those models look fucking weird.
Fashion designers, and fashion brands, are parasites that try to take credit/money for a phenomenon that in reality only comes from what everyday people choose to wear, and not from them.
Incolumis t1_jdjtah9 wrote
Well at least he won't fall over
Resident-Maximum1012 t1_jdjz0q2 wrote
My man doesn't have enough equip load to wear the entire heavy set, so he wears a lighter chestpiece.
ConfidentSeaweed949 t1_jdk1nee wrote
Now that is someone who is about to say âThe essence of wetnessâŚâ
AdSad3112 t1_jdl2hpd wrote
JP, is that you?
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Own-Reporter-1926 t1_jdmgl9e wrote
He could move into those boots and start a family with old mother Hubbard
TechnocraticWardance t1_jdnad78 wrote
Hence the boots
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