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DangerGooch3 t1_jebmyke wrote
Because “baby carrots” aren’t a real thing. They’re cut and shaved into those shapes from regular sized carrots, and clearly one of them made it through without getting the ol’ chop and shave
benvonpluton t1_jebn3ih wrote
Baby carrots aren't really little carrots. They are just cut and shaped to look like baby carrots. This one dodged the blade.
Prionkiller t1_jebn4zk wrote
When you cum, things will go limp.
justgottopokearound t1_jeboird wrote
Must have glued them together
Hellige88 t1_jebpwdo wrote
Well, when a mommy carrot and a daddy carrot love each other very much, they give each other a “special hug,” then they have a baby carrot!
Flubbuns OP t1_jebtcwb wrote
Did I get the daddy carrot?
tinymonesters t1_jebw23s wrote
Arguably you could harvest them as baby sized ones. It would be very inefficient and they would price themselves out of the market.
ObarThePotent t1_jebxdch wrote
That carrrot has Peyronie's disease. I think there is a pill for that.
zer0fade t1_jebyyeh wrote
I feel like my whole world has been shattered
Anitame t1_jecaay4 wrote
According to TV, that carrot has Peyrone’s disease.
littlebohdi t1_jed68px wrote
Teenage carrot
Oscarpepe t1_jeevbxf wrote
Murican discovering how vegetables works
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