Submitted by MisterBuzz t3_120lc3e in funny
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[deleted] t1_jdhqpt4 wrote
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MonkeyFluffers t1_jdhtf0w wrote
All those are questions I have. What's the answer OP?
SmallBlueRat t1_jdhuneh wrote
Soooo... can you taste through your balls?
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nice_69 t1_jdhv45j wrote
The answer is yes.
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MisterBuzz OP t1_jdhwu0u wrote
Your comment is very similar to this one.
Sure y'all aren't bots?
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdhwxy6 wrote
Your comment is very similar to this one.
Sure y'all aren't bots?
Tok3n- t1_jdhx25e wrote
Only if you’re very flexible.
Anomalius_Reborn t1_jdhy9fa wrote
Why do you have 28 open tabs?
idunnommeiguess t1_jdhzrz4 wrote
Soy sauce!
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdi2ksw wrote
Stuff I want to read, but not at the time I searched for it.
Aka: I'm a procrastinator.
ScrollButtons t1_jdi3zoo wrote
No.
While there's evidence that testicles have taste receptors, you cannot taste through them for two reasons:
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They're likely on the inside of the testicle so you'd have to cut them open to even try;
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They're not connected to your brain so you wouldn't receive the signal even if you mutilated yourself to get to them.
Comfortable-Cause-81 t1_jdi4srp wrote
I have no sense of smell. My brain does not make the chemicals for olfactory sensation.
I still have taste and am a damn good cook.
I have no information on testical tasting ability.
beatmaster808 t1_jdi9rti wrote
I know
Eye drops?
ou8agr81 t1_jdibs7r wrote
If you dip your balls in soy sauce for 5 min you will taste it. Really. No /s.
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SensitiveAd5962 t1_jdifp3b wrote
Weird, but if you want to know mercury tastes almost exactly lead but not as strong.
rancorog t1_jdihecz wrote
Dip em’
AwTickStick t1_jdikl0c wrote
So can you?
Frequent-Draft-2477 t1_jdipohu wrote
You are still using chrome & not using Edge Browser (Bing AI)
Grumpie-cat t1_jdivc0z wrote
You think 28 is a lot… ooh boy… you don’t even know how many I’ve had open once
Anomalius_Reborn t1_jdivobs wrote
How many?
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CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 t1_jdiwr8s wrote
I currently have upwards of 2100 tabs open in FF, and I don't plan on closing them anytime soon
DannyDoubleTap47 t1_jdiwsb8 wrote
slowly drops knife yep shoulda read both reasons first… fuck
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdiwxsd wrote
For real, this was even after I cleaned my tabs up a week or so ago lol
Anomalius_Reborn t1_jdix8gc wrote
Holy shit! RIP your RAM
rodri_neq_11 t1_jdiy8ru wrote
Oh poor fella is another victim of TLDR
DannyDoubleTap47 t1_jdiyduv wrote
darw1nf1sh t1_jdizhc3 wrote
Honestly though, I can't taste anything in paprika. It is just powdered red pepper, but to me it has zero flavor. I have always assumed it was just to add coloring to foods. But some people can actually taste it.
becominggrouchy t1_jdizko3 wrote
My first thought, too!
z0mb13k1ll t1_jdj08ec wrote
Found the amateur
xXDelta33Xx t1_jdj21k4 wrote
Don‘t let them stop you they just don’t want to see you succeed!!!
cabalavatar t1_jdj4pr7 wrote
In your original endeavour, try Quote Investigator. It doesn't always have an answer, but when it does, the answer is thorough. It will provide sources and provide discussion/debate if relevant.
bob_nugget_the_3rd t1_jdj4qv8 wrote
Are you sure, have you tried how sauce I'm sure you can't taste that
RealisticallyLazy t1_jdj5ecy wrote
Try smoked paprika instead of regular. Has a stronger taste and good on chicken
Forgetful8nine t1_jdj84yt wrote
Posting on my main...because why not?!
Soo...my daughter's fiancée saw a TikTok in which it was stated that men can taste soy sauce through their balls.
Knowing that I'd had a few drinks, she asked me if this was true - I said no. Then she asked the killer question: "Have you ever tried it?" Again, the answer was no. "You should try it and find out for definite!"
Had I been sober, I would not have dunked my nuts into a small bowl of soy sauce for science.
Oh, and no, I couldn't taste the soy sauce through my balls.
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Peter_Easter t1_jdjaemy wrote
Can You Taste The Waste
Cyler t1_jdjav9g wrote
You never dip the boys in soy sauce?
DevynDavies t1_jdjcqj1 wrote
I certainly can, dunno about the rest of you 😂
lord_justin t1_jdjewjx wrote
I’m surprised “the rainbow” isn’t one of the suggestions.
Awpss t1_jdjjn4j wrote
This is like bragging that you put too much food on your plate. You information glutton. Disgusting.
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Raidiation17 t1_jdjokpb wrote
Wait, you guys CAN'T taste through your balls? I think i need to talk to my Dr......
SmallBlueRat t1_jdjpzhe wrote
I would have to have them first :D
bouchert t1_jdju7kw wrote
I'd say no, but I imagine technically if you rubbed DMSO on your balls, it would cause you to taste garlic just as it does when applied anywhere else on the skin.
BlettaFappaChu t1_jdju7yx wrote
We don't know until you try
gamageeknerd t1_jdjupz1 wrote
The balls aren’t your scrotum so that wouldn’t work even if they did taste unless you were doing some horrific stuff
Spoomplesplz t1_jdjw6ow wrote
Wasn't this a thing on tiktok for a minute like a year ago?
Someone dunked their balls in soy sauce or something then insisted they could taste it.
bouchert t1_jdjwkoi wrote
Okay, pedant. On your scrotum then. The skin of your scrotum. Massaged into the epidermal layer. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes, perhaps much less to start tasting a garlicky taste. (Note that I am not necessarily recommending this...DMSO has been found to easily carry many chemicals through the akin and even accidental contamination could contribute to a poisoning)
gamageeknerd t1_jdjytzx wrote
You should rub garlic on your sack
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gamerdad227 t1_jdk5uui wrote
One of these things is not like the others…
vacconesgood t1_jdkbhdg wrote
Um... why are there inputs that are unplugged, and why there?
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Treknx01 t1_jdkq770 wrote
Your comment is very similar to the previous one posted how can we be sure you aren’t a bot?
Treknx01 t1_jdkq8hv wrote
Your comment is very similar to the previous one posted how can we be sure you aren’t a bot?
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdkveur wrote
Every account on reddit is a bot except for you.
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdkvfwy wrote
Every account on reddit is a bot except for you.
ajgeep t1_jdkzr4f wrote
taste fear?
It moreso smells, I wouldn't want to taste it.
AdSad3112 t1_jdl2mu8 wrote
I can taste fear through my balls
AppleMtnCupcakeKid t1_jdl8u30 wrote
I swear that’s the only reason I had peanut butter on them!
CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 t1_jdlfb9z wrote
Actually, no, not rip my RAM at all. Only the active tabs get loaded. The rest is put on standby until I need it
Hello-There-GKenobi t1_jdlirj9 wrote
Are you sure? I mean when you drink alcohol, it interferes with the tastebuds in your balls. I mean, do you not think food after a few drinks taste better? So you gotta try it without being drunk.
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