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ZenwalkerNS t1_jec4yzy wrote

As mentioned in the movie "Forrest Gump", the guy that made the bumper sticker "Poop Happens" probably made more money. While sitting when driving you are literally squeezing cheeks, so kind of hard to go.

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Farkas005 t1_jec51tx wrote

I'm sorry, but I can only push the horn for so long before my hands start cramping.

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QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jec8rum wrote

That asshole driving all crazy through traffic, you know who I'm talking about. THAT person has to poop.

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RenoRivers t1_jeca6vm wrote

Replying to QuantumPolarBear1337 (#2,505,574)

wow that's pretty funny. that's the exact same thing I say about drivers that drive like assholes, "That person has to poop." It makes dealing with idiots swerving around and trying to be first in line a lot easier and comical.

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DragonflyScared813 t1_jecibs9 wrote

Saw a bumper sticker similar humor: I'm only speeding because I have to poop.

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Ricard728 t1_jecmm43 wrote

Imagine he had a portable potty on the back of his truck and you honk, he pulls over, you pay him 15 bucks and he lets you poop. And then you can go on your way.

How about a fleet of portable potties, and an app you can schedule to your location? We can call it, Uber Poops.

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South_Bit1764 t1_jecon0m wrote

Don’t do it; they will drive slower. It’s what people do.

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