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Sunshinehaiku t1_jcri92y wrote
Add club soda if you're basic
Aren't they all?
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Balbers01 OP t1_jcrimyq wrote
Quite, must come premixed then.
Middle-Jaguar1390 t1_jcrk825 wrote
Live laugh loathe
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OppositeOfKaren t1_jcrlr1e wrote
Now that's funny!
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_jcrogwe wrote
That’s not funny, I want to speak to your Manager.
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westdl t1_jcrppnx wrote
Probably bitter.
TripodP t1_jcrpqbp wrote
Is it too late to give out as Christmas gifts to half my wife's friends?
Balbers01 OP t1_jcrpte6 wrote
Balbers01 OP t1_jcrpuez wrote
It's never the wrong time to give a gift.
SheNickSun t1_jcrrmr5 wrote
So true!!!
Fine-Chart2685 t1_jcrts91 wrote
Excellent!
HeretixAevum t1_jcs0vzf wrote
The bottles being dusty is the chef's kiss
Capt__Autismo t1_jcs7xua wrote
Not that funny tbh
Balbers01 OP t1_jcs81oa wrote
Then this is the drink for you, it seems.
Capt__Autismo t1_jcs8eqt wrote
I don’t drink alcohol
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Monkeylovesfood t1_jcsevzr wrote
Jesus Christ, 30% Vodka. Definitely need to speak to the manager.
Balbers01 OP t1_jcsfddj wrote
Can't let em get too much liquid confidence.
ShaDowGurL25 t1_jcsfq88 wrote
blueorchid69 t1_jcsjz1e wrote
It is kinda funny
BeZenYo t1_jcslcnn wrote
Does it taste like irrational fear?
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Dorrono t1_jcsqkjp wrote
Is that their secret? Drink one bottle and then ask for the manager?
LazyLengthiness7567 t1_jct3q2g wrote
That's just shite and failing to ride the bandwagon of the internet
Fun-Transition1230 t1_jct3wmz wrote
Smells fruity and tastes sweet but burns like hell and leaves a rotten aftertaste in your mouth.
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seething_with_class t1_jctlif9 wrote
I like that it's not pink in the bottle. It looks like a dehydrated morning piss after leg day with a head cold.
Balbers01 OP t1_jctoly0 wrote
Would you like to speak to their manager?
Balbers01 OP t1_jctool5 wrote
Have you tried it? I was going to get a bottle for fun but opted not to for now.
Balbers01 OP t1_jctoqsl wrote
That's... Very specific.
LazyLengthiness7567 t1_jctowud wrote
I'd rather not, at all, thanks
seething_with_class t1_jctpfg1 wrote
It's VERY concentrated piss
DisastrousOne3950 t1_jcua92c wrote
I work in a liquor store. This would wind up as a markdown in a shopping cart.
MarxLover_69 t1_jcvpx6w wrote
> I'm not basic. My identity is to hate people.
Altruistic-Use-1104 t1_jd0wojq wrote
Pink Whitney for the win!
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