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Elegant_Operation820 t1_je7v5tm wrote

Suspect was wearing a stripped Zorro costume and was seen fleeing with a purple oval shaped individual

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DickweedMcGee t1_je7vzoo wrote

Imagine how quickly you would shit your pants if this guy slowly made his way of the darkness in your back yard.....

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Owlhead326 t1_je7x7du wrote

Unless that person was starving, they get the asshole of the year award

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haista_napa t1_je80phn wrote

Am I the only one whose first thought was a group of hungry teenagers that know the grill master ran off with their loot giggling insanely the whole way?

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handbanana9023 t1_je840jj wrote

Damn, who does that? That's some cold shit to do to someone.

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IamLuann t1_je858l1 wrote

Had a person take my groceries out of my open trunk while I was bringing in first two bags. I caught him when I went out for the next bags. Shut the trunk. He was mad (I did tell him where the shelter kitchen was. 2 blocks over)

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imdoinghomework t1_je8c2nh wrote

Mr lahey making some blue Jay burgers. Way better than those store bought

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thebivvo t1_je8cbme wrote

I came out one time to a crow trying to fly away with a half cooked steak off of my grill.

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fmlyjwls t1_je8cflv wrote

One of my cats came home with a warm, half eaten burger once. Never got any complaints from the neighbors….

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DomLite t1_je8kwtl wrote

I mean, walk an hour to the walk-through McDonalds, or snatch a few cheeseburgers off the grill right there? Easy choice.

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Chikndinr t1_je8rfls wrote

Where was the hamburglar on this day in particular!

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EZ-PZ-CLAPS t1_je92jn3 wrote

damn similar thing happened to me when i went inside cause i was playing call of dragons on bluestacks and i needed to check something so i got too distracted...

came back and the meat that was on the grill magically disappeared into nowhere

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DaBombyKid t1_je9ufwx wrote

Meanwhile in Singapore you can leave a laptop out in the public open and no one will take jt

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mistcrawler t1_jeah1gt wrote

It would seem the McDonalds Hamburglar has come out of retirement. None of our burgers are safe.

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buunz8 t1_jegdmbc wrote

You can joke about this all you want, but if this is true then you should be scared. They are clearly doing this for fun and will probably keep pushing boundaries until somebody gets into trouble.

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