Bonus story, since you're a kind person

I watch a lot of true crime youtube...my wife is a passive viewer while she does whatever she's doing in the same room.

We had both been into the devil's lettuce, full disclosure, but a few months ago, I was just laying there watching a show and she looks over at me and says, completely straight faced, "I will end you"

I just looked at her, thinking, did I hear that right?

I guess she could see the bewilderment,

"what did I just say?"

"that you were going to end me......????"

"WHAT?!"

As though I could fill her in on it....hilarious moment we laugh about still