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The algorithm knows that you're secretly into dildo swords...

Tactical butt plug for your bug out bag, check.

I mean, aren't we all suppose to die happy?

He who pulls the sword from the ass, he shall be king! Excalibur!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184620959818

Or the algorithm is just like... oh woops I was supposed to wait 5 months until ren fair and the fortuitous meeting with Sir Chester.