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QU417Z t1_j84jg4w wrote

....you mean homage?

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argama87 t1_j84ju9a wrote

But what if she's into Onee-chan roleplay?

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Pristine_Power_8488 t1_j84oqh4 wrote

Must be nice to have a fun family. In mine, this would have been more of a pick-up line.

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phantom_munkey t1_j84q0cb wrote

Yeah, the worst I had was "I love you like a brother". Then ghosted me..

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SuperSlims t1_j84z99z wrote

I really want to use, "you and me are donion rings!"

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catrtd7 t1_j857icw wrote

Must've been really interesting to order this cake

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whyareyoustaringup t1_j85dncj wrote

Replying to pm_me_your_rigs (#1,781,770)

It's people like you that ruin Reddit. I didn't post it in /r/boneappletea, it was a clever way to point out OP's cringe title. Regardless, cringe titles are absolutely part of that sub and 90% are probably inadvertent. Everyone can check before they click submit.

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ladyrara t1_j85ej53 wrote

What was some of the other snacks brought?

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No_Cranberry2755 t1_j85fr8b wrote

This would make the break up sex pretty awkward.. although, phub might dissagree.

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8yr0n t1_j85q1d5 wrote

“What are you doing step brother?!?”

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KevinDean4599 t1_j85toc6 wrote

I'd be thrilled if someone was breaking up with me using one of those sugary grocery store cakes. I'd thank them and sit in front of the tv with a fork!

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emmyhc t1_j85uzdq wrote

Replying to phantom_munkey (#1,780,447)

In high school a guy I was "seeing" told me he loved me then saw me panic and awkwardly finished it by saying like a sister...........

We didn't talk again for month. Made senior year awkward

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Cheesetorian t1_j862mst wrote

"Break up"...unless this was in Alabama this hopefully happened before there was even a relationshp.

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JaeCryme t1_j866s39 wrote

“You feel like a brother to me.” ~College girlfriend of four years after she’s been banging her boss for three months and cheating on both of us with yet another coworker, 2004.

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McNuggett96 t1_j86k9t1 wrote

If someone gave me that I'd still eat the hell out of it

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Powerful-Knee3150 t1_j86kxj9 wrote

Mine was, after 6 years “I never meant for it to get this serious.”

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Angelwind76 t1_j86m7r0 wrote

Did you find this cake in the store's index.html?

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NotThisAgain21 t1_j86qozc wrote

PLEASE post some other snacks brought, and other themes youve done.

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The_G_89 t1_j86tilu wrote

Imagine having a healthy relationship with your family.

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Tip_n_Ring t1_j86tj0n wrote

Can't be Alabama, it's written in cursive.

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Head_Games_ t1_j86u80d wrote

And this icing looks more like tomato paste

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Dawakat t1_j86v1r6 wrote

I remember trying to hit on girls in high school, they’d always laugh and be like “oh David Wakat, you’re like a big brother to me!” and that shit crushed me as a teenager lmao

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NipplelessWoman OP t1_j879i4n wrote

Replying to NotThisAgain21 (#1,784,558)

We just started doing these snacked themed game night! The other snacks yesterday were a heart shaped pizza and ice cream.

Next month is “anything green.” So I have to think of something witty for then. We live in Utah and I’m debating on green jello or something else to highlight the culture here. Or do something else.

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anormalgeek t1_j879rmy wrote

Maybe if you had more nipples, he would've stayed around longer.

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Cyrano_Nose t1_j87girf wrote

"You remind me so much of your mother..."

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[deleted] t1_j87y8zn wrote

Have we gone full r/boneappletea in the title??

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Lordlolly t1_j88blpv wrote

That's a pick up line in some parts of the world.

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wuapinmon t1_j89rs6z wrote

Replying to NipplelessWoman (#1,788,476)

If you're in Utah, go get some lime Koolaid, some limes, and some dry ice and make some "witches" brew. The dry ice will chill and carbonate the drink and makes cool "smoke."

When I lived in Provo, you could buy dry ice at every grocery store. Of course, that was a long time ago, but I imagine that Mormons are still making their own root beer.

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