Submitted by -TheJunta- t3_11dxy24 in funny
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Agreeable-Equal-4725 t1_jabfwtq wrote
"Does not contain skin."
AUXID3 t1_jabgb3u wrote
Man, there's got to be a confused cashier out there somewhere.
"Sir, why did you bring all the skin?"
"It said salad for skin. I'm trying to buy it."
"I'm calling the police."
-TheJunta- OP t1_jabgkq1 wrote
I don't even know what a salad foreskin is
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Wuntoothrie t1_jabhpjs wrote
Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?
dilldoeorg t1_jabhs89 wrote
It PUTS the ranch ON it's SALAD!
Wuntoothrie t1_jabhtjc wrote
Salad with little bits of circumcised penises in it ... pass.
Forward_Usual_2892 t1_jabhv5j wrote
Nutritional garbage.
-TheJunta- OP t1_jabhyac wrote
pinamungajan t1_jabiyow wrote
Face mask.......?
justabill71 t1_jabizjd wrote
I'm not a fan of the dressing.
CrossP t1_jabj4mc wrote
Haha force kin!
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luis_iconic t1_jabjjn9 wrote
I need this in my life. I hate salads but for skin salad sounds perfect.
-TheJunta- OP t1_jabjx9b wrote
This comment is the winner
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Azoth1986 t1_jabk50f wrote
Can't let a good batch of foreskin go to waste. Better make a salad or something with it
Shitz-an-Gigglez t1_jabkhnb wrote
Soulda went with "Skin Salad"
sdforbda t1_jabktt2 wrote
Are you?
The_Orphanage_42 t1_jablgep wrote
Someone needs to call the marketing department.
smurfsundermybed t1_jablue6 wrote
Would you toss me? I'd toss me so hard.
Mother_Goat1541 t1_jablx50 wrote
The wiener
Wuntoothrie t1_jabme1k wrote
Doh!
fixed it
anadiplosis84 t1_jabmo4w wrote
Am I the only one noticing this doesn't appear to be a salad at all but is actually some kind of face mask with weird salad print on it? Or did I just get whooshed lol
sdforbda t1_jabmqy0 wrote
I use voice to text often and get errors like that frequently, so I found it funny.
Willing-Basis-7136 t1_jabo397 wrote
How to get a vegan to go down on you
Wuntoothrie t1_jabpc9o wrote
I have more faith in swipe-to-text than I should.
Billyfudpucker t1_jabt1x0 wrote
So now we know where it goes after its removed... hmmm
ExpensiveAbrocoma902 t1_jabtv00 wrote
Maybe it means eating more salad will make ppl's skin better?
Loddo769 t1_jabvy25 wrote
Clarice
CougarAries t1_jabz5z6 wrote
That would just be some pork rinds slathered in ranch dressing
Thumper-Comet t1_jac1pl2 wrote
I'm more confused by the face mask symbol with the '7 pcs' label. What does that even mean?
Naschka t1_jac23cv wrote
"Does contain foreskin"
aidansdad22 t1_jac3gsg wrote
I think just "Skin Salad" has a nice ring to it.
Ok-Suggestion-7965 t1_jac4k2t wrote
I like my salad without the “it puts the lotion on its skin” mask. Thanks
ranting_chef t1_jac7b03 wrote
Better than a salad full of foreskins.
PaulPaul4 t1_jac7g49 wrote
The more you try it the better it gets
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mooseknuckle6529 t1_jacs7ba wrote
So is it just the tips of the pistils?
Van1004 t1_jadmohk wrote
Could be a bit chewy like overcooked calamari rings.
sundialgrowers1 t1_jadw2p9 wrote
Nah I'll just continue to stick my whole face into my salad before eating it.
Jenny_felix_felion t1_jaef0a7 wrote
Swing and a miss
YoukanDewitt t1_jaegt3x wrote
Salad fingers would know.
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