Ernest P. Worell: You know, I don't want to insult you being we've just met and all, but you kind of remind me of somebody.

Santa Claus: Santa Claus?

Ernest P. Worell: I guess you get that a lot, huh?

Santa Claus: Well it's to be expected.

Ernest P. Worell: Because you look like him?

Santa Claus: Because I am him.

Ernest P. Worell: Because you am him.

[looks back confusedly]