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Submitted by CuriousFunnyDog t3_11aiyzs in funny
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gross and not funny.
Shucking an oyster?
Pulling the plug
Green River Dam breach.
Great comment.👌
Green Virgin?
…crusted over? As In the snot completely blocks the nostril and then solidifies?? This happens????
Disturbing the dessicated mucus membrane
I’m glad I don’t have these problems yet.
Excavating
I am just thinking of that scene in osmosis Jones where they are in the nose and the flu bug breaks the dam to try and express Jones and the Pill then Bill Murray gets a runny nose.
Breaking the seal is going for that first big pee when drinking beer. The 2nd and 3rd pee come along quicker than the 1st one that “breaks the seal”
Congrats! Your post was the final straw that drive me to leaving this sub!
This is a good answer
True story. I never get buggers anymore when eating real unprocessed foods. The only time I experience them is after I have fast food which is rare. So a handful of times at year and I had them frequently growing up when eating processed food.
Based on this I think they are mostly additives that are unnatural to humans and not being able to use them/break them down our body makes buggers around them.
Nothing online that I see points to our shity food being the cause but I've proved it for myself dozens of times.
Funny story I know.
Thank you for letting me know I'm not the only one thinking this
It's called picking your nose (we've all been there with the dried out boogers). You wipe them on a tissue and nowhere else
Don't you DARE put them in your mouth. That's disgusting
The Aristocrats! Grade 3 version.
You have been made a moderator of r/funny.
You know what happens when you sniffle?
Isn’t it digging for gold?
Someone pointed this out to me and it rocked my world. Still don’t eat my boogers but would be lying if it didn’t cause a perspective shift.
What a terrible day to be literate
Yes, I've never had boogers (buggers?) Form from dust or other allergens in the air such as pollen oh wait yes I have bc that's the function of our nose and nose hair to trap contaminants and stop them from entering our body. If you aren't producing any I'd be more worried
And now this sub is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
De-scaling the faucet?
Pickin the crust. Ive never heard anyone else say that but it's what I've called it internally
Welcome to sinus problems
That's a fair point. I get mucus in my nose still not never those dry buggers.
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