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Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_ja7tivy wrote
I had a friend once who caught a bug that made him do this. He said the best thing he could do was lay naked in the tub with the shower on... Shitting and puking.
Sounds like a bad time....
Edit: spelling
bahardesty t1_ja8ykte wrote
Yep. I didn’t know that when I kneeled on the floor to puke in the toilet with my ass facing the wall.
LuckyDoge21 t1_jaan2v3 wrote
The first time that happened to me I thought….that’s it…this is how I go
happyclaim808 t1_ja9d1kk wrote
I was listening to figarowa wile reading your post.....the action co insided with the kettle drums.....almost choked on my food..... you had to be there. Thanks, you made my day..... Glad your better now.
bahardesty t1_ja9v05f wrote
Thank you for the prayers
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Mofiremofire t1_ja7m4zu wrote
Norovirus: your kids bring it home from school
_hic-sunt-dracones_ t1_ja8xofe wrote
Reverse spitroasting.
wokeuplikdis OP t1_ja73p5u wrote
Best part is this was posted up in a work chat
flaquito_ t1_ja8qbqi wrote
Yup. Daughter and I just both probably had this last night. So miserable.
Zout t1_ja9czut wrote
Norovirus lasts longer than that to get rid of.
flaquito_ t1_ja9f724 wrote
That's been my experience with it before, too. But food poisoning doesn't really make sense, and my other daughter was also sick a couple of days before, and I've heard there's something going around. So I'm at a loss for what else it might have been.
Nyanzeenyan t1_ja8zu28 wrote
Squirtle Squirtle
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Call_Me_Mauve_Bib t1_ja799dy wrote
Schwifty!
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VocalAnus91 t1_ja8wwqh wrote
I did this pic in real life a couple weeks ago from regular food poisoning
Cascadian222 t1_ja9il3c wrote
Double dragonning
Menherashark t1_jaa5nao wrote
norovirus is hell on earth.
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BlueMonkOne t1_jaai9e1 wrote
"Norovirus: Hopefully your toilet is close to your bath tub."
vssavant2 t1_jaawu9p wrote
Oh lord, last time I had it, I passed out, didn't hit my head, but had a nasty bruise on my thy.
TwitchT211 t1_jabakjf wrote
On about hour 8 of non-stop vomiting, I gave serious thought to dialing 911. The only thing that stopped was the knowledge that I'd likely shit myself in the ambulance....
Shaneris t1_jabdxyn wrote
Had this come on at a golf course at about the 15th hole..... still had 3 more to go....
theRedneckjonn163 t1_jaaqa6p wrote
Naaa that's just food poison it's a great way to loose weight lol it actually works.
WaffleHouseLove27 t1_ja7cnvd wrote
That will be the next mandated worthless vax when they can’t peddle anymore more COVID jabs
TheRealGoatsey t1_ja7i7cr wrote
You people make eugenics seem like a good idea.
Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_ja7tl7t wrote
Then I hope you get norovirus!
bahardesty t1_ja7gbl5 wrote
I always thought that it was rare to puke and shit at the same time, like both events had to coincidentally line up like the stars.
Then I caught norovirus. The diarrhea was so bad, that the slightest pressure caused me to shit. Puking causes pressure.
The more you know!