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By scooping it out your bum

Blowjob, especially if they swallow, it’s much harder to retrieve.

This is how you get shithead kids!

This is partially correct. The biggest problem is the sample getting dilute with an unknown amount of saliva, also introducing microbes that can cause the sample to spoile. Same thing with samples that are collected via intercource. They can become dilute from lubricants or other liquids or, they can have bacteria or fungal spores introduced.

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Pretty sure "container" should be spelled with a 'u' in this context.

but if they don't swallow they can hold it for up to an hour and still be good.

Thats a load of shit.

This. This is good.

Just reminds me of that meme of mulan with hamster cheeks. Driving to drop off the freshly collected sample of course

Felching

Or squirting it out of someone else's bum.

Or in a hamster 🥺

Nooooo! , hamtaro noooo!

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Just drop of a bag of hamsters all filled up like little furry water balloons with legs.

💀💀💀💀💀💀😭🤣🤣

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That just depends on how adventurous one is.

Or farting it out in a zip lock bag like that South Park cop.

All I know is they got mad when I showed up with a sippy cup....

Having sex with a leaky condom. Apparently, extreme catholics can't masturbate NOR have sex without the possibility of making a baby. That's why their samples can be collected with a special condom that also has holes.