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67293209 t1_jabzs9b wrote

Blowjob, especially if they swallow, it’s much harder to retrieve.

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TacoJunky69 t1_jac11gz wrote

but if they don't swallow they can hold it for up to an hour and still be good.

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SensitiveAd5962 t1_jac09kd wrote

This is partially correct. The biggest problem is the sample getting dilute with an unknown amount of saliva, also introducing microbes that can cause the sample to spoile. Same thing with samples that are collected via intercource. They can become dilute from lubricants or other liquids or, they can have bacteria or fungal spores introduced.

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peppersprayeddildo t1_jac1e3s wrote

Just reminds me of that meme of mulan with hamster cheeks. Driving to drop off the freshly collected sample of course

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Wuntoothrie t1_jac3v24 wrote

Or in a hamster 🥺

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LucktasticOrange t1_jaek8sb wrote

Having sex with a leaky condom. Apparently, extreme catholics can't masturbate NOR have sex without the possibility of making a baby. That's why their samples can be collected with a special condom that also has holes.

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Mexicantankerous t1_jabzeil wrote

By scooping it out your bum

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aircoft t1_jac7n04 wrote

That just depends on how adventurous one is.

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