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m_ashton9 t1_j8zof57 wrote

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rdickert t1_j8zsx93 wrote

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nyynyg t1_j8zx89v wrote

I think fedex office is formally known as kinkos office

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Open_Recognition t1_j9004qq wrote

I’m so glad I saw this in the privacy of my home, because the humor here is incredible. Really? A FedEx office? Unbelievably funny!

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ABAxStorm t1_j900th7 wrote

Bro, Fuck Plus has saved my life multiple times. How about you try it before you bash it, huh?

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ok_i_am_that_guy t1_j906oun wrote

Wait.... why is this NSFW ?

I mean, it's literally "for work".

Ohhh... wait...!!

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BrainSqueezins t1_j90a093 wrote

Plus what? Breakfast the next morning? That’d be awesome!

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GoddamnedWalls t1_j90b3qc wrote

I recognize that fedex! It's the one on W Houston Center!

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Kazamz t1_j90f06p wrote

"Come again" is exactly what they are offering in the plus package.

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DarkLordKefka t1_j90yh2b wrote

I mean, if this was a service provided by FedEx, maybe I’d use them over Amazon. But Amazon does have free shipping.

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Recoshy t1_j91ngqf wrote

Replying to rdickert (#1,852,617)

"FedEx® fuck Plus, a new in-store fucking solution catering to all types of shipments for all types of needs, whether easy or hard to fuck, even large, bulky and fragile items. With holiday season upon us, customers can rely on specially trained FedEx Office fuck and ship professionals to help fuck items that won’t fit into typical boxes, using customizable fucking. FedEx fuck Plus is backed by the FedEx Office ® fucking Pledge and a variety of FedEx delivery options are available backed by the FedEx Money-back guarantee."

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FoxFireLyre t1_j91y05t wrote

They talk about how cheap and great Fuck Plus is in the ads, but then they get you in the store and all they try and do is sell you on Fuck Premium.

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villegm69 t1_j91zwth wrote

Extra f*cks given at this location.

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