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[deleted] t1_j9w1dw0 wrote
I bet this is exactly how it happened haha
cannabisized t1_j9w2t3z wrote
more like crality control
[deleted] t1_j9w2xy5 wrote
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mvnnyvevwofrb t1_j9vzmu7 wrote
Wow.. Who are you calling a cracker?
georgeamberson1963 t1_j9w18eh wrote
Cracker ass cracker.
Moist___Towelette t1_j9w2iux wrote
Duck!
jostler57 t1_j9xhcwa wrote
justapolishperson t1_j9w2khg wrote
A duck
mattzuma77 t1_j9w900n wrote
a smart duck
proboscisjoe t1_j9wwb2y wrote
Paul Mooney always liked a little salt on his cracker.
Midnight-writer-B t1_j9w1eoq wrote
Valeducktorian
shieldofsteel t1_j9xvkrb wrote
Or in this case, invaliducktorian.
HopDropNRoll t1_j9w6mob wrote
Not if it’s a white duck.
Swyping-EditOptional t1_j9w0s6l wrote
Auto correct
JAlfredJR t1_j9w299y wrote
I have so many questions for popsicle stick joke writers
cannabisized t1_j9w2oys wrote
what's a crestion?
JeoffreyDommer t1_j9yttrl wrote
They're probably being racist because the duck is white.
kirk27 t1_j9vzl4j wrote
I’ve heard wise crackers are full of protein
FitChickFourTwennie t1_j9w1frr wrote
Hahaha
onmyyacht t1_j9wbdae wrote
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...
Pensrule2007 t1_j9yh5li wrote
TIL that white people are ducks.
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hurricaneseason t1_j9w2zda wrote
Lousy ducking editor.
Specific_Buy_7117 t1_j9w3b3z wrote
What do ya call a monkey that can walk like a human?
DrewSmoothington t1_j9w5v1s wrote
Your mom
IndyAnnaDoge t1_j9w3cu3 wrote
They turned the duck into paté and put it on a cracker
Kear_Bear_3747 t1_j9w432m wrote
Definitely
Alarmed_Cover_7762 t1_j9w4kzc wrote
Not Daffy
gaze-upon-it t1_j9w53mm wrote
How dumb does one have to be to screw up this joke!?!
Nyanzeenyan t1_j9w5lc2 wrote
This is an acceptable ethnic variant.
DarbyAllinHateClub t1_j9w680e wrote
Maybe the typo is actually “what do you call a smart white duck?”
[deleted] t1_j9w6rv2 wrote
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plainenglishattorney t1_j9wb4ej wrote
Damn autocorrect!
JamesTKierkegaard t1_j9wd392 wrote
What do you call Socrates?
Costanzaslife23 t1_j9wdei9 wrote
They could also change the question to: What do you call a smart white person?
[deleted] t1_j9wf0vb wrote
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dslrjunky t1_j9wijti wrote
I think it was supposed to say "What do you call a smart addict?"
ShotFaithlessness795 t1_j9wkwsn wrote
Must be a white quacker
yoghurt_cap t1_j9wzt10 wrote
Houses without lampshades or indirect lighting make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm.
Me5hly t1_j9x252w wrote
Because it is either a misspelling of a misspelling, or an anti-joke, this is the best popsicle stick I have ever seen
Viewtifultrey3 t1_j9x2jm2 wrote
What do you get when you sit on a duck?
A butt quack.
llamamamax3 t1_j9x7tsf wrote
#madeinchina
Xx_Trashl0rd_xX t1_j9x88xl wrote
>wise “quack”
I see what you did there
Mr_Smith_411 t1_j9x9dba wrote
Is this person laying on the floor?
[deleted] t1_j9xbcuo wrote
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mandiblesmooch t1_j9y1dc7 wrote
That's a relative of the smart cookie.
3ThreeFriesShort t1_j9z9grh wrote
Quacking wise, eh?
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akgt94 t1_j9w2tbb wrote
That's a smart white man?
ToastTurtle t1_j9w2x1m wrote
Yes it is.
Used_Offer3967 t1_j9w4kfq wrote
Maybe the duck was white...
hotrodlincoln460 t1_j9xg872 wrote
The punchline is right, they forgot to mention in the setup that the duck is white
Mysterious-Region640 t1_j9wy19w wrote
I’m not sure why am bothering to give a serious answer but no it is supposed to say a wise cracker, as in wise cracks
RaiRokun t1_j9x8kxq wrote
How is that relevant to a duck though?
ozzenfeffer t1_j9zpkqm wrote
Exactly. The duck needs to factor in, for the joke to make sense. The original joke intended the word to be quacker. There is no pun on this popsicle.
rell7thirty t1_j9w098s wrote
Quality control was like "that's not how you spell it!" and autocorrected IRL without checking the context.