A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, “woah! You’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch!?”
And the pirate goes, “arghhhh I know! It’s drivin ‘me nuts!”
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zoodee89 t1_j9whzbk wrote
Yada yada… The Aristocrats!