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kuddoo t1_j0qy9uz wrote

They said they bought it from a guy on the street and the guy said it's fillet mignon.

I'm going to make a reenactment of the dialogue:

Client: is this fillet mignon?

Seller: Umm..yea, sure. Why not!

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jbruce21 t1_j0r0tzw wrote

When we say from a guy on a street I envision a street vendor like in ny hawking knock off name brand bags 😂

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FerretZealousideal38 t1_j0rgrh9 wrote

Guys used to steal meat from the packing plant where they worked and sell it in bar parking lots at night. They probably still do, but it was a thing when I was young.

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shankwastaken t1_j0rp82k wrote

They used to. They still do, but they use'ta too.

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Winston_Smith-1984 t1_j0rygka wrote

That’s a Mitch Hedberg joke about doing drugs.

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shankwastaken t1_j0sd4d2 wrote

I don't know how to link a sub - was hoping to get on /unsuspectedhedberg. I also don't know how to reply because this isn't my first attempt haha.

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Hafslo t1_j0rlnk5 wrote

Street meat guy sounds shady at best

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surreysmith t1_j0ujp20 wrote

When I worked in retail the shoplifters would go straight to the meat grab armfuls of steaks into a bag and run.

I assume they were selling them, not eating them.

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