I don't like pineapple on my pizza (i'm sorry) but I'm actually open ended to try this pineapple fried rice

This now needs to go on a pizza.

Normally, at a Chinese restaurant, they'd serve this in a whole pineapple shell. I have no such shell.

It's pretty good. A standard Chinese restaurant should be able to make a proper one for you.

I never order pineapple fried rice at a restaurant for just that reason. They typically rinse and reuse the pineapple shells at restaurants when you order pineapple fried rice.

you're telling me a pineapple fried this rice?

I usually see it at Thai restaurants, and it has cashews, raisins, tomatoes, and onions. I’ve also never seen it served in a pineapple. One of my favorites.

Am I a pineapple?

Looks at hands and sweats

That doesn't look like a pineapple