Submitted by Turtleramem t3_11ag4ib in food
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PappaDukes t1_j9s68pu wrote
Traditional egg roll.
HolycommentMattman t1_j9v9v3o wrote
Because they don't believe in miscegination between carrots and potatoes.
"It's unnatural!"
DVus1 t1_j9vx0lv wrote
My Chinese/Vietnamese family would argue that that is not a "Traditional egg roll!"
Howdoinamechange t1_ja0r7qm wrote
Just like the pilgrims used to eat!
Turtleramem OP t1_j9ru3zv wrote
Roasted carrots
austomagnamus t1_j9rv7wy wrote
Nah, the EGG ROLL
angeldemon_888 t1_j9rxoss wrote
“Roasted carrots” 🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
DjackMeek t1_j9sgerk wrote
Bro thought we were just gonna ignore the egg roll lmao
FrankyFistalot t1_j9szk61 wrote
Even the dog knows there has been an incident….
here-i-am-now t1_j9tn7lm wrote
It’s tradition to ignore OP’s egg roll.
brian_sahn t1_j9shi6m wrote
Day 23: they still think I’m a carrot.
thirteen-89 t1_j9u2gc7 wrote
OP might not know what an egg roll is as the rest of the world aside from the US call it spring roll (as that is the literal translation from Chinese) - what Americans call spring rolls are known as summer rolls or Vietnamese spring rolls.
Lambchoptopus t1_ja7v9uv wrote
But they should know it's not a carrot.
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MechanicalBirbs t1_j9s3x8h wrote
Bruh wtf 😆😆
Kristyyyyyyy t1_j9t8od6 wrote
OP, you get back here and explain yourself.
SunshineAlways t1_j9smy0i wrote
OP, I don’t know what your traditions are, but I would sit down and enjoy that other plate!
BurnerOnlyForPorn t1_j9t6vl2 wrote
r/ComedyHeaven
sharkykid t1_j9t08im wrote
What a f****** Chad
balsamicpork t1_j9t4wwr wrote
This sent me.
lemonpepsiking t1_j9s7aim wrote
Mb
jesonnier1 t1_j9t08f0 wrote
TRADITIONAL!!! [homemade]
Goudinho99 t1_j9u88lw wrote
Traditional sides!!! ^for ^other ^meals
-Badger2- t1_j9sse9p wrote
It’s a cylinder.
jesonnier1 t1_j9syk82 wrote
Op called it beef roast; it's either a karma bot or someone that's never cooked before
SylvieJay t1_j9tb7um wrote
Dude, this guy is a long time poster, and seriously, most of their posts are excellent. Became famous as the Jamon guy, when they made a 1000 different and delicious looking plates featuring an artisanal ham, with that doggo in each and every pic looking judgemental 😁😆😂 these occasional faux pas adds spice 😅
YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t627s wrote
OP's other posts say they have Korean heritage or are from Korea.
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YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t7s06 wrote
I'm responding to the idea they're a karma bot. Doesn't appear to be the case.
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YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t7z9q wrote
I do agree that OP seems to have no idea how to compose a meal like this.
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SylvieJay t1_j9tbnab wrote
Alrighty then, let's see your fucking Michelin star creations, wannabe Gordon Ramsey?
aspoonfulofsammy11 t1_j9tvc6h wrote
It looks yummy to me! Egg roll might not be traditional to us, but it absolutely is in Asia.
DumpyBloom t1_j9siht0 wrote
Y’all are all missing the fucking TOASTED LETTUCE?!?!?!?
-little-dorrit- t1_j9sljjk wrote
It’s roasted cabbage
ohnoyoudidnotjust t1_j9t2xy1 wrote
Not a charred chard?
NatAttack3000 t1_j9t5vfx wrote
Lol you haven't heard of cabbage then
YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t5yht wrote
The bag of lettuce I bought recently has a recipe for grilled romaine. I haven't decided how I feel about that prospect.
aspoonfulofsammy11 t1_j9tv5qe wrote
It’s actually really good if it’s done right!
meat_on_a_hook t1_j9toqz9 wrote
Roasted carrots apparently
tevs__ t1_j9upqr6 wrote
Charred baby gem is some blue riband michelin star level gastronomie - I've had it at a fancy place and it was delicious, would not attempt it at home. Its got to be crisp and not limp, charred and not burned, I know I'd mess it up.
ajgmtl2001 t1_j9s61uo wrote
Bosh!
rvanasty t1_j9t7ugd wrote
Thats so fetch.
ShakeWeightMyDick t1_j9u2sl9 wrote
Stop trying to make fetch happen
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darrellbear t1_j9s246e wrote
Silly, that's a Yorkshire pudding.
InadmissibleHug t1_j9sf3wi wrote
Listen here, you little shit
Jumper-Man t1_j9t06ch wrote
Nothing on that plate looks like a Yorkshire pudding.
doingthehumptydance t1_j9tfn31 wrote
To be fair my Yorkshire puddings never look like Yorkshire puddings either.
But they never look like an egg roll.
darrellbear t1_j9u9gul wrote
It was a joke, evidently a very small one.
6kittenswithJAM t1_j9uvo8y wrote
I liked it.
InvincibleJellyfish t1_j9svsf1 wrote
Looks a lot more like a taquito tbh. Or maybe a spring roll.
Both traditionally English food items for sure...
FrankyFistalot t1_j9szfs0 wrote
-lights flamethrower-
pyre2000 t1_j9sv9p4 wrote
This was my first thought verbatim
curkington t1_j9vg76v wrote
To the egg roll I say "Nay Nay!"
Laylasita t1_j9ta6qj wrote
Is that the dog's name?
pksullivan t1_j9ukufd wrote
GTFO with that racist shit.
Laylasita t1_j9vh4da wrote
That was a joke about the dog. 100% NOT racist. I thought the dog was the best part of the whole picture.
ConceptExtension7256 t1_j9s22ke wrote
Ur carrots kinda remind me of an egg roll
JerkGurk t1_j9s21mt wrote
That big weird looking roasted carrot looks great, got a recipe?
IlliterateM00k t1_j9s2la4 wrote
Yep, Costco frozen food section. Minh is the brand.
honeydips87 t1_j9s60s9 wrote
Did you cook everything separately? Like you didn’t roast them all together? And, sir, we can see the carrots, what’s the egg roll about? 😂
souse03 t1_j9sckcn wrote
Yeah meat looks great but those potatoes and carrots are missing some serious browning
xcassets t1_j9ss9cn wrote
You ain't lying, meat is good but those potatos look sorry af. Surprised you're the only one to mention it.
Pyrrhus65 t1_j9t72tt wrote
My man is out here straight rawdogging his potatoes, not a molecule of seasoning of any kind in sight. It just hurts to look at
6kittenswithJAM t1_j9uvx9l wrote
Can’t say that about the…chargrilled lettuce?
JerkGurk t1_j9skfs4 wrote
These are vegetables, not shotguns.
thebiggestdumb t1_j9w75p1 wrote
Wat
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Epic_Elite t1_j9sj15j wrote
Stewed carrots are the absolute best though!
When you make a ragu, or an all day pasta sauce, you stew carrots in the tomato sauce. I taught my kids that the carrots are actually the best part. I'll retrieve the carrots after a few hours and serve the carrots with lunch since they're kinda weird with pasta for dinner, but damn they're good and very filling!
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honeydips87 t1_j9slkf3 wrote
I generally add them in a roast an hour before cooking time is over. In a bolognese, yes they are part of the mirepoix not exactly the same. The veggies are dry and haven’t been cooked into the juices of the roast
FrankyFistalot t1_j9szpgq wrote
My weird treat is chicken balls,mini egg rolls and chicken fried rice with a jug of chicken gravy poured over it….kind of Sunday Chinese dinner lol.
Nougattabekidding t1_j9t707m wrote
You don’t roast everything together for a roast dinner. Potatoes are much better roasted separately to the meat, for example. You’re thinking of a pot roast.
Level1Roshan t1_j9steg3 wrote
Ah yes, the ragebait post of the day.
JDBCool t1_j9w0hoh wrote
dog
ArmadilloDays t1_j9s2u0p wrote
Egg rolls are traditional???
everydaysimon t1_j9sjvjx wrote
They’re traditional somewhere, sure. Just not with THIS dish.
thraxxx- t1_j9sku0k wrote
Roasted carrots
Jumper-Man t1_j9szsyx wrote
The carrots are to the left of it, the big pastry like tube is what they are referring too.
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CodyIsbill t1_j9s3qc9 wrote
Better watch out, your dog wants your large deep fried carrot
Laylasita t1_j9tac6p wrote
Only person to mention the dog
MJOLNIRdragoon t1_j9ukzj7 wrote
Didn't notice the dog at first, didn't realize OP was that guy.
compoundblock666 t1_j9tdif4 wrote
Was hoping I'd be the first to mention this
Bigpimpinakabigdaddy t1_j9s6wpi wrote
🤣
_StevenSeagull_ t1_j9so2lr wrote
What country is this traditional to? Because it sure ain't the UK!
MsLuciferM t1_j9t2o2k wrote
The first clue was calling it beef roast, the second was the spring roll, the third was the appalling lack of gravy.
boldkingcole t1_j9t8x3s wrote
I mean, those potatoes could get you evicted in some towns too
eatmyass87 t1_j9vb1lf wrote
Uk Asian fusion
Global_ized t1_j9s7auu wrote
Those are some pretty sad potatoes, or pickles I can't tell
MacNeal t1_j9sooy8 wrote
What, no Yorkshire pudding? A travesty I tell ya.
Jumper-Man t1_j9szwqc wrote
Nope, a lettuce and spring roll instead. Under done roasters with skin on.
benjamrut t1_j9t80ym wrote
Agree on underdone but skin on is still better imho
Jumper-Man t1_j9taqnj wrote
No way. Not for a roast potato.
alice_op t1_j9u3xli wrote
You're bang on, if someone tried to give us those wee potatoes instead of proper roast potatoes with our sunday Roast, we'd bloody riot.
I suppose they're OK as some sort of potato side, but they're not roast potatoes.
JorgeXMcKie t1_j9s4wfs wrote
Interesting tradition
dirtoffmyshoulder t1_j9rziy6 wrote
homie is eyeing that egg roll
snowphoto420 t1_j9s8wfx wrote
Even that gravy looks dry.
JJK-85 t1_j9s9xel wrote
Carrots sure, potatoes alright, cabbage um I’m not sure that, egg roll- you have the right to remain silent
Winnie-thewoo t1_j9sdfmx wrote
Even carrots though.. that’s not how they were traditionally made by mum or nana. I think you’re supposed to boil them till the orange seeps out then put half sound of butter on them. Clearly not financially viable these days, though.
Upset_Ad9929 t1_j9smy6g wrote
That traditional eggroll works for me
BathtubFullOfTea t1_j9s68y3 wrote
Not enough gravy. Those potatoes look naked. And now I want a deep fried carrot.
internetman666 t1_j9s9q90 wrote
Is that grilled lettuce?
WheelsMan1 t1_j9se70b wrote
Cabbage
birdlawprofessor t1_j9sllqv wrote
Even worse…
goatmastermax t1_j9s89u4 wrote
Forget the eggroll what is that junk that looks like a half a block of grilled lettuce?
thesteveurkel t1_j9sbwe8 wrote
roasted cabbage, looks like
MrSmallMedium t1_j9sdvfj wrote
Dog
losprimera t1_j9spof2 wrote
looks really dry, though the assortment of colors and variety speaks of a nice touch of dietary balance.
Pistolpetehurley t1_j9sph2a wrote
Cauliflower is NOT traditional, Dad.
joobafob t1_j9t6dd6 wrote
CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL!!!!
tenzinite t1_j9sasz5 wrote
Jack in the box egg rolls! SPOTTED
lizardjizz t1_j9s7b5v wrote
To be honest, I’d be giving those egg rolls the same look
texmexdaysex t1_j9t4pd0 wrote
Guy expertly trolls us by including eggroll AND refusing to answer questions about it.
10/10 would be trolled again
TimmyT429 t1_j9vmc01 wrote
Since when did and egg roll become a traditional side with beef roast?
Littlegreensled t1_j9s75p7 wrote
Is this the jamon dog? I like to think I don’t spend “that” much time scrolling on Reddit. Apparently, I do.
Deviant-Oreo t1_j9ss07g wrote
This ain't it, chief.
Jo_LaRoint t1_j9susq6 wrote
Did you just show those potatoes the roasting tin instead of actually putting them in and cooking them?
ImperialxWarlord t1_j9sxqnp wrote
Looks delicious but why you not answering our question about the egg rolls?
HealHustleRepeat t1_j9u2t2s wrote
I’m a hardcore Asian lady, just give me the egg roll and you can have the rest. (The egg roll was literally the first thing I looked at LMAO)
1-800-i-smoke-weed t1_j9s7xra wrote
Too mid to be in here
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Ok_Individual_4246 t1_j9sci48 wrote
Is that chicken or lettuce?
stopthechildren t1_j9shit9 wrote
I get how you could confuse cabbage for lettuce but how are you seeing chicken?
Ok_Individual_4246 t1_j9shm6o wrote
The top of the entity looks like a seared chicken breast
stopthechildren t1_j9shooq wrote
Do you not see the rest of the entity?
Ok_Individual_4246 t1_j9shsn9 wrote
What kind of cabbage is grilled bruh?
stopthechildren t1_j9si43k wrote
Grilled cabbage is great, vegetables can be cooked in ways other than boiling and steaming.
Ok_Individual_4246 t1_j9si7j7 wrote
Every days a school day.
Cool-bhabha2 t1_j9sqffe wrote
Spring roll
Cannabis_Sir t1_j9srb4o wrote
'He grills the fucking lettuce?'
Don't let Gordon Ramsey see that ;)
rayrayxl3 t1_j9sz1a9 wrote
4 of these things belong together 4 of these things are kind of the same But one of these things just doesn’t belong here Now it’s time to play our game…
ShelfordPrefect t1_j9t1s90 wrote
Needs more Yorkshire pudding
Havoccity t1_j9t2lo9 wrote
If you don't have enough gravy to swim in, you don't have enough gravy.
ArthurTheLurker t1_j9t33cc wrote
Beef roast with a roll egg?
Lordwinchester t1_j9t357f wrote
About as traditional as Kim Kardashian’s ass
IronMaidenPwnz t1_j9t5t5s wrote
Everything looks so dry.
fr_nzi t1_j9t6m23 wrote
that poor beef
lilsaddam t1_j9tb74n wrote
Potatoes look bland, the gravy/sauce was not sifted and/or stirred properly when flour was added, you can see the chunks. Could've saved it maybe if you strained it.
Having said that I'm not a food critic and would eat the shit out of it because I know how to put.my own salt and pepper on potatoes and the chunks don't bother me.
_Bialy_PL t1_j9td0nd wrote
You ran out of gravy? The fuck is this supposed to be? A splash of gravy? Awful.
sutrej t1_j9thnux wrote
Boy that meat is way overcooked
BoulderCreature t1_j9tqms6 wrote
kettlepants t1_j9v4xj8 wrote
The lack of sufficient gravy
The unsliced charred cabbage
The spring roll
Fuck me
LemonPartyNZ t1_j9v6wz5 wrote
You’ve created a culinary insult to every ingredient and their ancestors. Did you actually like the people you served this to? Or are you Russian?
DarTouiee t1_j9vfr2s wrote
OP hates potatoes with flavour
Chill_Roller t1_j9vhh0t wrote
As someone from the land of roast beef. This looks awful.
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RangoBenderRandy t1_j9sc3fn wrote
O~ohhh, gravy~
readallaboutitnow t1_j9sf1a7 wrote
Are you sure the potatoes are cooked? They still look raw…Roast looks yummy though.
Stormseekr9 t1_j9shgo1 wrote
Traditional Chinese-British roast?
funlovefun37 t1_j9sjk7z wrote
That beef is perfection. Yumm.
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mongcat t1_j9sqmvl wrote
Take it easy with the gravy!
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Prospire t1_j9sthhy wrote
Is that lettuce fucking grilled? Lol
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Joerijoy t1_j9svtv5 wrote
In Flanders we call that rosbief.
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PrehospitalNerd t1_j9sxwjm wrote
Where’s the traditional cauliflower cheese?
bortj1 t1_j9t3poo wrote
Did you season this with your thoughts?
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WiltshireWizard t1_j9t512j wrote
Maybe he can't make Yorkshire puddings.
RelationshipNo1879 t1_j9u7c8h wrote
If you know how to roast meat you can definitely make yorkies. There not difficult to make.
killerrayne t1_j9t67vc wrote
These comments are amazing.
LegitimateTone5715 t1_j9t7ovh wrote
The wierdest plate ever
Strong_Cheetah_7989 t1_j9td7l0 wrote
You traditionally serve a canolli with roast beef?
Kikutwo t1_j9td8pe wrote
The fuq?
compoundblock666 t1_j9tderx wrote
🤔
palegate t1_j9te1kn wrote
Did you just roast slices of cabbage / lettuce? First time seeing that for me.
doingthehumptydance t1_j9tfba9 wrote
No Yorkshire pudding? And is that an egg roll?
badoldways t1_j9thbl4 wrote
End the gravy rationing!
eckliptic t1_j9tmr9a wrote
Take over half the world for spices. Refuses to use any of them in their food
7deboutez7 t1_j9txdpi wrote
I now want egg roll with my beef roast all times, every times.
walkstwomoons2 t1_j9u0v7s wrote
This looks awesome. As my mom used to say, I like my beef on the hoof, which means I like it very very rare and bloody. I would still eat this in a minute.
Looks like you’ve got roasted cabbage there. I love cabbage.
IStayInTheBigHouse t1_j9u3ztg wrote
Don’t get me wrong I like egg rolls as much as the next person but I thought they were Italian.
Crasz t1_j9ujxzq wrote
It might not be an egg roll, it might be an apple taquito that Costco sells. Kinda boring without the carmel sauce though.
Lisasteffi t1_j9uy6eq wrote
Call the vet! That can still be saved!
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Vault77 t1_j9v3aws wrote
Zero seasoning potatoes cut a little too thick to be soft all the way through. Egg roll. Slightly overdone beef. Cabbage steak looks unseasoned and cooked somewhat dry, not much oil glisten. Gotta be a troll
Decaps86 t1_j9v439g wrote
Loving the cook on that beef. The did looks really interested too!
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A-B-1-0 t1_j9wn4ph wrote
What is that egg roll looking thing?
Cynicole24 t1_j9wqx5v wrote
Hm its interesting how you roasted that cabbage as a wedge. I love cabbage but I absolutely hate shredding it.
Torontokid8666 t1_j9wusvz wrote
Your potatos are whiter than my nans legs.
TrampDrunk t1_j9xi0t2 wrote
“Spring rolls are NOT TRADITIONAL!”
EshayAdlay420 t1_j9s4t9z wrote
You're taking the piss w that tiny smattering of gravy tho but looks bomb
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hey looks pretty good. I suppose if I eat the egg roll, as is tradition, then this tradition thing will be settled. In my tum.
Pistolpetehurley t1_j9spfia wrote
Hello pup.
Litenpes t1_j9squu7 wrote
The dog 😂
MurderDoneRight t1_j9sv87n wrote
Bruh that shady looking dog snuck an egg roll on that traditional roast beef plate!
MsGump t1_j9svire wrote
Hope you enjoyed your meal. 🤟 Ignore the trolls and enjoy your cooking fun! 👏
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RagnarDaViking t1_j9tabdl wrote
Love the dog in the background 😂
154bmag t1_j9u0deu wrote
“You gonna eat all of that?”
TrySumSnax t1_j9u5tq5 wrote
feed the dog
Sarsttan t1_j9v78zi wrote
That looks really good. Love the egg roll.
GuysMcFellas t1_j9vf73l wrote
I don't give a shit about what everyone's complaining about, this looks amazing. I'll take 4.
GroundbreakingGas605 t1_j9vfvi0 wrote
I missed the dog the first time as I kept looking at the egg rolls. Haha…the OP is the infamous cook with couple of dogs. This one is a missed, but his other posts were great.
KatelynAddison6 t1_j9wfcdq wrote
The dog is patiently waiting lol
AddendumNo7007 t1_j9u4tj6 wrote
Looks good!
elsakroess t1_j9ufnmu wrote
Delicious 🤤🤤
Life-Evidence-6672 t1_j9sbber wrote
Doggo knows what’s up
IceFalse4632 t1_j9se1oq wrote
Your doggie and I think alike
Kevin4317Ot t1_j9sk1p7 wrote
Mouth-watering
Michael5804Iu t1_j9sp413 wrote
Mouth-watering
pksullivan t1_j9rtsdu wrote
Is that an egg roll?