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YourWiseOldFriend t1_j1lgl7y wrote

Rudolph the sawn-off shotgun

Had a very shiny nose

He took out all the family

They used to be so very close

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Trueslyforaniceguy t1_j1lhsos wrote

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to slay

Rudolph, with a knife so bright

Silent, to n’er cause a fright

Santa never even saw him

Never had a chance, you see

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight

He won’t even count to three!

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