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Moe_Syzlak_ t1_ivci8at wrote

I still think previously very well fed and slightly sedated fresh water alligators in the water, bears during the bike, and snakes during the run could increase the prize purse by tens of millions. Sponsor that shit through red bull, have the animals only be rescues and be a right of passage into nature preserves to live out their days happy as a clam, and have a shit ton of handlers on hand to prevent people from dying, maybe.

A real life hunger games.

NGL, I’d order pay per view for that shit.

AITA?

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eatenbyalion t1_ivcljg3 wrote

Did you know, a hippopotamus can outswim you in water and outrun you on land. So if you meet one in a triathlon, your only chance to win is on the bike!

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Sharkitty t1_ivcwmrm wrote

Red Bull is already a sponsor. Run it by them!

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