I always say that I'm practical. While I'm registered as a Dem, and have mostly voted for Dems, I live in a very heavily red area. I'm confident that if it was ever found out that I'm not a registered Republican, that pretty much everyone at both my jobs would harass me into quitting and/or moving.

Which makes the bartending a little difficult. Bunch of drunks talking politics and I'm sitting over here choosing my words carefully to make sure that they're largely blanket statements that don't really indicate who I'm talking about.