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rogert2 t1_j838jz0 wrote

This reminds me, I need to hire a caligrapher to write the following message into 100 Valentine's Day cards:

> Dear Sir or Madam,
>
> We’ve never met, but I need you to know that I’m in jail on a far-away military oil rig, I’ve found some gold that I can teach you to invest, and I need your private pictures to bribe the guards so I can escape, deliver the gold, and we can get married.

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Mr-Negi- t1_j84t20u wrote

Ah, yes, "I'll teach you how to invest". One of the most romantic lines!

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