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keenweasel74 t1_j6l0rp8 wrote

You win. I was raised Catholic. I'm glad I never saw that back then before confession and I'm glad I never go now. It's scary enough with a person in there. Take my upvote. Edit Leeeeroy!

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Rabid_Kiwi t1_j6l254e wrote

That’s uh…. Damn poneyboy that’s gold right there!

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Snarkiecupcake t1_j6l3dbw wrote

This is freaking awesome! I want more ! What's the plot, story line ! This is a scary movie I will go see !

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ReiBagg t1_j6l581d wrote

Reminds me of that confession scene in the exorcist 3

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FatSelkie t1_j6l5nen wrote

He's just excited for the juicy gossip he's about to get

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taesung90o t1_j6l7upn wrote

Damn, I'm doing face to face confessions from now on. At least I can nope the hell out of the Church if I see a demon priest from a distance.

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anxieteabags t1_j6l8n5q wrote

This reminded me of that old flash horror game exmortis

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kbednarc t1_j6l8utv wrote

Is it just me or does everyone get the confession words wrong? I grew up Catholic and it's "bless me father" not "forgive."

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FIFTHSUN2012 t1_j6laho7 wrote

Because the anger, burned within…….

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Bertelxi t1_j6ld8q8 wrote

thats fantastic. Make more cool stuff please. you’re killing it.

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cinemafreak1 t1_j6ldcib wrote

This feels like an old school video game. Love it.

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Doodle_Brush t1_j6leef8 wrote

You get all sorts at the church gloryhole...

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raven319s t1_j6ljbgu wrote

Scrolling through reddit, I thought this was the Seinfeld scene where Jerry sits on the kneeling thing.

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badchefrazzy t1_j6lklbf wrote

"Forgive me daddy, I was naughty!" ..had to, sorry.

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salad_ninja t1_j6luczx wrote

This reminds me of that old school flash game. The House? Mortis? or something like that

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chunksofstuff t1_j6lz1uv wrote

“What kind of father would want to sit there and listen to all that sin…”

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blazerunnern t1_j6lzofq wrote

And that's why kids, I became a stripper

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Vinyliciously t1_j6m0pdc wrote

thats ok i am liam neeson i can beat him up

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Genin85 t1_j6m1bu2 wrote

Nice!! What game is that?

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danarchist t1_j6m1xza wrote

Replying to FatSelkie (#1,640,474)

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." Says an altar boy at confession.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads!"

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jewish-nonjewish t1_j6m60pa wrote

The idea that an unholy creature may be able to enter a holy place implies that place wasn't holy to begin with. Or a modicum of other things such as but not limited to: the unholy creature in question is strong enough to resist such powers, God never existed in the first place and it's only the demons we ourselves create that are real, or that God was so disappointed by this church that he just abandoned that place and left everyone to die. Which isn't unlike him.

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clawsinyoureyes t1_j6mbvxj wrote

It’s 3:02 am and I should’ve just keep scrolling. That was very unsettling.

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Zbeubor t1_j6mf4co wrote

im sowy daddy, i've been naughty

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beanedjibe t1_j6mfasc wrote

Looks like that priest from Outlast..

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renb8 t1_j6mi5iq wrote

Brings back a lot of memories. Still know the spiel off by heart. The sore knees, shame, guilt then penance. [shudder]

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Holgrin t1_j6mleas wrote

Some very Midnight Mass vibes here! Nice!

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CactusCracktus t1_j6mmy58 wrote

“Forgive me father for I have sinned”

“Yeah, me too”

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Erectus_Prime t1_j6mqyyz wrote

The church my parents go to stopped using confessionals like this because the members of the congregation were getting too fat to fit in them.

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khellow12 t1_j6mrl24 wrote

Glock locked and loaded a lot of forgiving to do my son

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BeefyKeith420 t1_j6msayz wrote

A guy walks into a church and enters a confessional, a priest then enters as well. The man says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned, while on a skiing trip I saw my boss while skiing down the mountain. I had a mask and goggles on so he didn't recognize me, so I went over and pushed him down a hill and he broke his arm in three places." The priest then says, "You've confessed this 4 times already." The man then says , "I know, I just like talking about it."

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ziris_ t1_j6mt5f1 wrote

Looks like the Shadow King from LegionFX to me.

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mechapple t1_j6mvek1 wrote

You got any games on your phone ?

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Lissire t1_j6mw7ir wrote

This is giving me serious early 00's point-and-click horror games vibes, like Exmortis or something.

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nak1mushi t1_j6mxoeh wrote

very cool video! it gives the same vibe of that video of the “mother” peeking from the door, anyone remembers it? very scary, good job

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minorto t1_j6n3if7 wrote

Father: Its ok, Gary loves you

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Mackheath1 t1_j6nbebf wrote

Replying to keenweasel74 (#1,639,067)

Lutheran, here. We don't do this. What goes on in those booth things? Do you really tell them things you've done 'wrong' or do you just pray with them or is it like light therapy or something?

I know I can look it up, but I'd like to get an insider's take if you feel comfortable sharing.

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keenweasel74 t1_j6nimbq wrote

Replying to Mackheath1 (#1,663,809)

It's kind of like a financial transaction. You confess your sins, all you've done wrong since last confession. The priest then gives you your penance. Basically how many of each different prayer you have to recite. You get out of the box. He stays in the box for the next person. You go home and say the prayers and you are by Catholic teaching then "clean" again. Rinse and repeat next Sunday. It was weird. Edit: Most kids when I was still going to the catholic church just lied in confession and we never said the prayers. My observation of many Catholic adults I know is they do the same.

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Rabid_Kiwi t1_j6no9ek wrote

Replying to DaddyKrotukk (#1,650,276)

I’m from Kentucky. So you got pony, but here it’s pronounced pone-ie. two syllables. So I got problems with language and communication, so I forget how to spell things. Then I have to sound it out, but yeah the whole brain damage kicks in and you get the most…. Uh …. Unique…. Yeah let’s go with that… Unique spelling of very common words. Behold a micro example of the evolution of language…. Brought to you by brain holes…. From multiple sclerosis…. 1/10 stars, for hardcore gamers only….

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imastayathomedad t1_j6o87d0 wrote

Is this a nod to Exorcist 3?

If so, I love it! If not, I still love it!

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MustacheManny t1_j6onqph wrote

Reminds me a bit of that scene in the Exorcist 3 but reversed!

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NocturnalPatrolAlpha t1_j6opsxk wrote

My church (Eastern Orthodox, Western Rite) doesn't have confession booths.

Now I'm glad.

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routerg0d t1_j6p5vir wrote

“Where are you going?”

“Father where I’m going I’d just have to come back.”

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