Giving me some Meatcanyon vibes, here.

I can see the Train talking in his voice

When the real villain here is the squirrel and the train is just trying to help the child not fall to this trap

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Don't ask me silly questions. I won't play silly games.

Blaine is a pain.

Thomas isn't looking so hot

Thomas needs more children's blood.

Someone alert Ringo.

George Carlin

“I don’t think you’re happy at all. And I don’t think Charlie’s your real name, either…”

Don't ask me silly questions

I won't play silly games

I'm just a simple choo choo train

And I'll always be the same.

I only want to race along

Beneath the bright blue sky

And be a happy choo choo train

Until the day I die.

Carlin and Hicks. God, the world could sure use them both now.

And that is the truth.

What has 12 wheels, and flies?

CAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN! hyuk hyuk hyuk

Rheneas really fell off

Choo Choo Charles before he became a spider.

Now that I can’t race along, beneath a bright blue sky,

I guess that I’ll just sit right here, until I finally die.

"Too soon" - Ohio

That train’s face is what I see when I go downstairs in the morning to use the bathroom and look in the mirror.

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They look hungry

Plot Twist

Monster Train takes the little boy to Monster School where all the kids learn that it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside to be a true monster. And they all become the best of buddies.

Accurate Chuck E. Cheese depiction.

The Little Engine that Died Trying

Good engines follow orders

Sexy

Welcome to Ohio

A dump truck