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Someone who watched the last play of the Patriots - Raiders game?

Unless there's something remarkable in terms of how they died like an obvious murder (which pretty much is never the case), they probably won't release much.

Let me guess young, white male.

Smiley Face

It's not a terribly rare occurence, especially in winter since super cold weather means it's easier to drown and there's generally less people outside in a position to notice a person in distress.

Since true crime content is a disease that causes brain rot, some people are convinced this is the work of a serial killer, despite the fact that there's zero evidence, occam's razor points to a simpler solution, police generally aren't in the business of downplaying / ignoring crime, and the fact that the next serial killer who wanted every death to look like an accident would be the first.

Hell, people willfully ignore that there's also incidents where people fall in the water while drunk and end up getting saved. One such instance happened like 6 weeks ago: https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/18-year-old-leaving-celtics-game-hears-screams-for-help-helps-save-man-drowning-near-td-garden/2884563/

Is the serial killer back? Watch out young, drunk men.

I hope it's not that guy that's been missing for a week. He was last seen in Peabody though, so it's probably not him.

It'd be full

Ah yes, the first serial killer in human history determined to make every death look like a highly probable accident.

You'd think so but people took a cue from Jakobi Meyers and everyone ended up 50 yards inland