Submitted by Omphaloskeptique t3_zzkq79 in boston
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shravfr t1_j2cxz3a wrote
Stop.
pion137 t1_j2dcavj wrote
Long Johns (eclairs) are the original Fleshlight, also invented here.
i_willregretthis t1_j2dgteq wrote
Don’t forget all the glaze. It’s freshly harvested.
downwardspiralstairs t1_j2dltin wrote
And that's why Fred the baker was let go.
3720-To-One t1_j2dqaps wrote
Took their inspiration from a Boston creampie
pertante t1_j2e27qe wrote
Heeeyyyoooo
f0rtytw0 t1_j2c7xop wrote
Possible sign improvements:
remove "runs": Cumming runs on Dunkin
remove "runs on" and add "donuts coffee": Cumming Dunkin Donuts cofee
scrappychemist t1_j2dex7u wrote
Cumming, GA?
princessvapeypoo t1_j2e36e5 wrote
Wondering the same. Also, Siemens is a big part of Cumming. Just a little factoid for ya.
4timesthesteak t1_j2dmzir wrote
r/theyknew
Trimere t1_j2ea89r wrote
It’s the name of the town.
Acadia_Due t1_j2eawgm wrote
They knew too.
4timesthesteak t1_j2ej395 wrote
Oh, well that makes more sense! See, I thought some franchise owner decided to say in order to ejaculate, you need Dunkin. I really felt as if it was a marketing tactic to combat ED. I was going to say it doesn’t work because I drink Dunkin almost every day and I’m not out here blasting miles of rope. I was about to complain to the BBB. Thanks for clarifying it all for me.
dmoisan t1_j2cmi3d wrote
Dunkins sure runs on cu....STOP THAT! 🙃
diaznuts t1_j2edn4h wrote
I’m from Atlanta and there were always jokes about Cumming, GA which is a rural “suburb” of Atlanta.
therealgreenbeans t1_j2dsmd3 wrote
"It's time to make the.."
Devi8tor t1_j2dopbs wrote
HerbalBrite t1_j2dtc30 wrote
Yep, I've got a bunch of kids to prove it.
3720-To-One t1_j2dqc8b wrote
Sometimes you need a late-night go at it
Anklesock t1_j2dxym3 wrote
Is this out in Cummington? Can't imagine a dunkin out there though.
pertante t1_j2e25gv wrote
That's what she ordered....
TheConeIsReturned t1_j2elknk wrote
Everything reminds me of her
Vaguely_vacant t1_j2fl5nk wrote
Giggity
RailRoad_Candy t1_j2fnrpz wrote
Can I get that on a T-Shirt?
shiningdickhalloran t1_j2fonwv wrote
Oh dear
Whale222 t1_j2emmtp wrote
Free publicity.
pion137 t1_j2caemw wrote
Where do you think the Boston Creme donut was invented?