I’m sorry - I didn’t know I had to add the nickel for the spices that we all have in our cupboard. But feel free to add that if you’d like.

And as for “no-additions” box stuffing?

You’re goddamn right. Get off your high horse and try some. The water is fine in that end of the pool.

It’s not that I don’t like fancy stuffing or can’t afford it…it’s just that I also am fine with the cheap stuff. Same goes for my taste in wine and beer. Two buck chuck and PBR have their place as well.