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threenamer t1_iy1dzrq wrote

I want to drink electricity with penguins too!

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No_Judge_3817 t1_iy1fe8z wrote

You can hang out on the sidewalk outside my apartment.

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TywinShitsGold t1_iy1jcjj wrote

The symphony is a good place to go all out

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Annual-Camera-872 t1_iy1qyeb wrote

Crash a wedding. Good food dancing, everyone is happy it will be a great time.

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scolfin t1_iy1uyt7 wrote

I always wear one to kabbalas shabbos.

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dmux t1_iy1v16b wrote

Boston Ballet

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rvahike t1_iy202mr wrote

Night in with the penguins. I’m game! Guess I need to start shopping for a tux.

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albertogonzalex t1_iy22j93 wrote

BYOPizza to the former location of Papa Gino's in Brockton. Bring your own folding table, white table cloth,. chianti, and some fresh za. Pour one out.

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Lizhasausername t1_iy24ord wrote

Join a college choir and you’ll fit right in.

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Lizhasausername t1_iy24vd6 wrote

Plenty of folks in jeans at the symphony too. If you are playing dress up, I recommend getting good seats to be around others more dressed up. Good doesn’t mean expensive — you can get $25 tickets if you’re under 40 down in the front side orchestra, and that’ll do the trick. Also pick a Saturday night.

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Lizhasausername t1_iy2535k wrote

ICA first Fridays parties aren’t black tie but they are the more reliably fashionable recurring event in Boston that I know of. So if you just want to dress fancy but not specifically a tux, or are up for modifying your tux into something a little more groovy, see you first Friday of the month at the ICA!

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pagsketti t1_iy2gf4c wrote

I like this strategy! I have a few gowns from attending military balls back in the day and would love to have a good opportunity to break them out. If you find a good venue, I’d love to join!

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torettosmarket t1_iy2z1l1 wrote

Why does one need an “event”…?!

Be your own event. Ride the T. Grab a taxi. Step into McDonalds. See a movie. Better grab your top hat and tails though for full effect. Best to make a full statement in the common folks establishments

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WinsingtonIII t1_iy3by0b wrote

My wife and I had an amazing time at our wedding, anyone not having a good time at their own wedding is doing it wrong, not sure what that user is talking about.

I’ve noticed Reddit is sort of “anti-wedding” so I’d take what people say about weddings on here with a big grain of salt.

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pkcommando t1_iy3dspn wrote

Just have a regular day out at the Aquarium in your tux. Spend the whole time staring at the penguins, shaking your head from time to time, and muttering "fucking amateurs don't know style" whenever other guests are in earshot.

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tamirabeth t1_iy3ergm wrote

I meant if they knew someone was crashing. My wedding was expensive as hell and intentionally small, I'd be pissed if someone I didn't know crashed.

Also, my wedding and marriage were/are fantastic. No complaints.

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fendent t1_iy3h613 wrote

If you have a tuxedo with a hole in the pocket, you should get that tailored! Anyway, good luck!

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bbpr120 t1_iy3hk6o wrote

Grand opening of the Green Line Extension?

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ItsHATTM t1_iy3l7ed wrote

Dinner w/ a politician.

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Kingpine42069 t1_iy42k9g wrote

I always took this saying to refer to all the obligations the married couple has. endless pictures, going around thanking everyone for coming, dealing with the planner, etc

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Andromeda321 t1_iy4as10 wrote

The Boston Ballet Ball!

Super fancy gala with nice food, you get a (short) ballet as part of the program, and surprisingly fun dance party at night after the dinner because the dancers join it. Looks like it's in February!

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MisterEnterprise t1_iy4i4rm wrote

The secret rich people masquerade ball and orgy that takes place at the top of the Custom House Tower this Saturday night.

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kinky__prof t1_iy4mb6y wrote

I saw storm troopers attempt to pick up some women at a teacher’s drinks at the MOS once.

True to storm troopers the shoot their shot…and missed by a mile.

People get weird at those events for adults at the museum. And I appreciate it.

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-Dixieflatline t1_iy4ots7 wrote

Find a baccarat table game somewhere and bring a PPK.

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drizzlefoot321 t1_iy4s8hu wrote

Just wear it out wherever. My friends and I used to have a monthly tuxedo outing, and just go to random dive bars and restaurants. Black tie events typically are boring. Wearing a tuxedo to a dive bar, especially with a group of 10 people in tuxedos, is awesome. We always had fake back stories (charity events, book release party, canceled wedding etc). It was a great time. I got engaged one night because of the tuxedo. Never saw that lady again. Haha.

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wander_sleep_repeat t1_iy4vgur wrote

ABCD is having a charity/donor dinner in a couple weeks. I got invited for donating money last year. It's a $300/ticket donation fee to go. A little rich for my blood, but goes to a good cause.

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biffNicholson t1_iy6uxv7 wrote

hmmm yes, should I go for the 50K table. or cheap out with the 1500 dollar individual ticket and eat a 5 gallon bucket of amuse -bouche while standing in the corner of the sowa power station

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