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rootbeercaveman OP t1_iybhxts wrote

Jokes aside, if you are the one who did this, go fuck yourself

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Snow_Moose_ t1_iybibez wrote

Just give them a little love tap and you're on your way.

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deathputt4birdie t1_iydnswa wrote

Bumpers are federally required to withstand impacts of 2.5 mph. Use this knowledge wisely.

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BasilExposition75 t1_iycp277 wrote

When I lived downtown this was acceptable. You need to just shove it a bit. It is why bumpers exist.

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Healthy_Block3036 t1_iybmb9f wrote

Which one are you?

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rootbeercaveman OP t1_iybpc07 wrote

The Nissan behind the idiot that parked on top of my car

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f0rtytw0 t1_iybvpt8 wrote

Careful now, check those stickers, you are dealing a veteran pro. Surprised they still have their bumper

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bakrTheMan t1_iydfdmc wrote

They might be one in addition, but I don't know if 4 years in the city makes a veteran pro

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