frenetix t1_isvgvzx wrote
This being Massachusetts, does he mean Catholic or ...?
PuritanSettler1620 t1_isvsbpx wrote
Massachusetts is not catholic, Massachusetts is Puritan, has been since it was founded. There is no room for the pernicious papist influence in our Godly commonwealth!
whatcookie t1_isx3i01 wrote
I found out recently one of my ancestors testified at an inquest in the 1600's. She and three other people investigated why a woman had a miscarriage and two deformed goats were born.
Totally the Quakers fault. 100%
Yay Puritans!
BitPoet t1_isxt7q1 wrote
As someone raised Quaker, this is totally a thing. Bible class, deformed goat birthing, worship is just sitting around and not saying anything (except for that hippie lady who just won't STFU) you know, the usual.
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dtmfadvice t1_isxf4ob wrote
And that's why we must ban the celebration of Christmas. https://newengland.com/today/living/new-england-history/how-the-puritans-banned-christmas/
BitPoet t1_isxsv5i wrote
The perfect response would be a picture of the Mary Dyer statue with a voiceover.
dyqik t1_isvrnsc wrote
...Wiccan?
PuritanSettler1620 t1_isvshby wrote
I hate witches. We need to do another Witch hunt because I swear these devil-worshipping, children snatching, potion brewing, spell casting, witches are more common than ever. Cotton Mather would be spinning in his grave if he saw Salem today!
dyqik t1_isvuhdt wrote
Did you create this username just for this joke?
If so 👏
firestar27 t1_isy1bbw wrote
They've been posting regularly, and with this joke, for a year now. The joke somehow just keeps coming up. It's suprising how frequently his username is relevant.
dyqik t1_it0heug wrote
I wonder if they realized that when they made it? Or has it become far more work than they realized, like the @isKissinger dead yet Twitter account.
forcallaghan t1_isx7g25 wrote
pancakeonmyhead t1_iszargq wrote
Sergeant Shadwell, at your service.
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