Submitted by Funkybeatzzz t3_yg34tq in boston
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Deuceman927 t1_iu6myrm wrote
You still have to hold your breath and close your eyes tho right?
NoMoLerking t1_iu6nvti wrote
Not if you take your dick out.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu6oigh wrote
I don’t think speed cameras are even legal in Massachusetts. Accelerate away! I do, too, when there aren’t a bunch of idiots slowing to a crawl at the plazas.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu6osqg wrote
^ this guy commutes
spektyte t1_iu6wps5 wrote
They definitely aren't!
A few years ago I was driving up to Boston on July 4th and there was no one else on the road except some jackass in a Nissan SUV with NY plates who would accelerate to 90 whenever I tried to pass and then SLAM on the brakes every time he saw a toll transponder. At least he was predictable, as far as brake checks go.
kmkmrod t1_iu6wzo2 wrote
And pick up your feet
kmkmrod t1_iu6x2o4 wrote
What if it’s already out? Am I required to put it in so i can take it back out?
TywinShitsGold t1_iu726sp wrote
I think the ny tolls do ticket on speed.
SkiingAway t1_iu75zk6 wrote
If you blow through the low-speed EZPass ones in other places that haven't gotten rid of their old style toll plazas at a decent speed, you may get letters from EZPass threatening to revoke your account.
extra88 t1_iu76z4d wrote
I doubt it. If they do, it’s not for speeds below 75.
RueMcClanahansTampon t1_iu781ur wrote
The Hampton Tolls has two barrier-separated lanes for Fastpass. No slowing needed.
There are about 8 other manned toll booths. Some of which allow Fast-Pass. In the summer, traffic is backed up to Salisbury. When you finally get to the tolls, the manned ones are empty. Everyone is slowed down in the "free flowing" fastpass lanes. It's infuriating.
Why they can't just move to a system similar to the Tobin Bridge is beyond me.
SplyBox t1_iu7bt9y wrote
I just drive everywhere with my dick out
I try my best to avoid school zones
Psirocking t1_iu7n2cr wrote
It’s always some “my mom’s coworkers barber said they got a ticket from it”
Psirocking t1_iu7n7be wrote
shhh don’t let the secret out lol
groovy-bears t1_iu7u6rg wrote
even if you slow down they still know you were speeding by timing how long it took you to get from the last toll point to the current one. they dont care....they are not ticketing for it !
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disco_t0ast t1_iu8w1z5 wrote
Photo enforcement is not legal in mass EXCEPT for ezpass enforcement.
Unregistereed t1_iu8w5zm wrote
I slow down because I have a cousin who was a toll booth worker and was killed by a car speeding through the booth. I won’t stop slowing down, no matter how much it irritates people. Sorry, not sorry.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu8wfdx wrote
There are no toll booth workers at the ones I’m talking about. It’s just transponders and license plate cameras. Chill out.
Unregistereed t1_iu8wj4f wrote
Eh, I think I’d rather spend my life worrying about the safety of others over worrying about getting from point A > point B faster.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu8wm7a wrote
I think it’s allowed by local ordinances. Wasn’t Salem going to install red light cameras? It’s certainly not allowed on state roads.
disco_t0ast t1_iu8wupg wrote
No, it's prohibited at the state level. Ordinances cannot override that.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/11/27/metro/should-massachusetts-allow-speed-cameras/
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu8xc9z wrote
There are no people manning the toll booths. None. Going from highway speeds to a dead stop at toll plazas is also a safety issue for drivers. Your point about safety makes no sense.
Practicing_Atheist t1_iu8xzlx wrote
When was the last time you drove on the Pike? There haven’t been toll booth workers for years.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu8yryl wrote
Good to know. Thanks!
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu9077d wrote
These are the ones I’m talking about.
Funkybeatzzz OP t1_iu90imj wrote
Please point out which toll workers are in danger at this typical toll plaza on the Pike.
Stronkowski t1_iu97f9u wrote
I often use the manual plaza on 93 in NH because the "fast" one is backed up but the plaza is empty as long as you pick one of the E-ZPass lanes.
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powsandwich t1_iu9p9pg wrote
This is the move
leupboat420smkeit t1_iuceuih wrote
I’ve been told by a guy at massdot that they do collect speed information, but it’s for traffic purposes only. Basically they time how long cars take to get from one toll camera to another, which can pin a speed to a specific license plane, but they don’t keep a record of the license plate numbers after the calculation.
Budget-Celebration-1 t1_iu6mdeu wrote
I think people slow down because they believe they can get ticketed for speeding. I actually try to accelerate faster :)