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cheech14 t1_j9vzl71 wrote
What were his gain$ on the $18k of electricity?
PuritanSettler1620 t1_j9w3k9y wrote
imagine stealing from a school district to make fake money.
StumpyMcStump t1_j9w50rs wrote
Computers that “seemed out of place”. No, entirely usual to have 40 pcs in a crawlspace in a school.
RhaenyrasUncle t1_j9w6lbk wrote
This the kind of shit people said back in like...2010, when someone tried to give them 10,000 bitcoins for a slice of pizza.
Dont be that guy.
PuritanSettler1620 t1_j9w7xhc wrote
Okay but still don't steal from schools. That is just wrong.
TheAVnerd t1_j9wkzfj wrote
The real fucking criminal here is the power companies
“Where Cohasset is located in the Boston area, “electricity costs have exceeded the national average” by at least 48 percent over the past five years, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported.”
Nobel6skull t1_j9wn3fr wrote
It was fake money in 2010 and it’s fake money now.
OG_Kush_Wizard t1_j9wn3yu wrote
“Yeah. What they said!” - Brett Favre (allegedly)
BasilExposition75 t1_j9x43v5 wrote
They pay their employees in fake money too. Just numbers on a computer.
HoneydewOk1731 t1_j9xbyob wrote
All money is fake dingus. Some just have more believers than others
PeePooDeeDoo t1_j9xdb4e wrote
Not the hero we need but the one we deserve 😔
IDCFFSGTFO t1_j9xwxu7 wrote
Real question right here
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GiantSlippers t1_j9y0djz wrote
Guy was gonna move to El Salvador where bit coin is their currency and legal tender. It's how you make money real!
charons-voyage t1_j9y1ett wrote
Thing I never understood about crypto is everyone says it an alternative to fiat money, but…everyone buys it with $, then watches with the intent to make more $, then sells for $ (or goes bankrupt lol). So if the whole point is making $, why not go to casino or invest in actual stocks of real companies with tangible products? 🤷♂️
InThePartsBin2 t1_j9y1xnx wrote
That'll happen when all plans to boost capacity and transition to clean energy get blocked by NIMBYs.
aVeryLargeWave t1_j9y9hl4 wrote
You can exchange crypto for real money? That's like saying "imagine stealing diamonds, just a bunch of pressed coal".
Ill-Poet-3298 t1_j9yas5r wrote
>Then, CPD called the US Coast Guard Investigative Service
Who knew the Coast Guard were crypto experts.
Master_Dogs t1_j9yirc2 wrote
Probably quite a bit. November 2021 is around the peak for Bitcoin prices and it was relatively high for others too. Assuming it was running for a few months before, you'd probably have made a decent chunk with a dozen or so computers mining 24/7 for "free".
$18k of electricity is also just the running costs. The photo in the article shows at least a dozen computers of sorts, each of which likely required a few hundred to a few grand in computer parts to successfully mine crypto. I'd assume they still profited after purchasing/acquiring all of the computers though, since the electricity costs are usually the killer for crypto mining.
IDK what computers/devices they were using though. NiceHash says some of the top ASIC miners today could be making $29 USD per day. The top one is like a $7k device though. But assuming this guy dropped his life savings in this scam, maybe he managed to generate a few grand a month. Since $29 * 12 * 30 is like $10k, so maybe a few months of secret mining got him his investment back and he pocketed a chunk of change. And that's with the current crypto pricing slump - Bitcoin has dropped by like 3x since November 2021. So maybe this guy made upwards of $30k/month if he had the right mining hardware and the price of crypto in his favor.
IrelandDzair t1_j9yltqm wrote
someone come get the south shore they’ve been absolutely off their rocker lately especially Cohasset
swap_catz t1_j9ymevh wrote
Was joking with my wife a few weeks ago how in 15 years you're going to see tv shows called Crypto Heist instead of Money Heist. The implausibility of Money Heist today is that banks don't make or keep real paper money anymore. The implausibility of Crypto Heist will be how the thieves will violate the laws of physics and computer science, and somehow no one will notice the electricity bills being jacked up 2-3x for months.
ForwardBound t1_j9z0m17 wrote
You'd be surprised who's a crypto expert. My cousin and several Uber drivers I've had are also really into it and I never would have known if they hadn't told me immediately.
Nobel6skull t1_j9zkc9x wrote
Your all money is fake schtick underlines your stupidity. Bitcoin is a scam you got suckered into, it can happen to anyone. just move on.
devAcc123 t1_j9zl6mj wrote
dropped by 3x is a funny way of putting it lol
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RhaenyrasUncle t1_j9vwkay wrote
Free my man he didnt do nuthin.