Submitted by QueueTee314 t3_118o21m in boston
Options would be:
- LegoLAND
- DisneyLAND
- Sesame Place
- Six Flags
- Nintendo…Land…?
or any other lands you can think of. Would love to hear opinions.
Submitted by QueueTee314 t3_118o21m in boston
Options would be:
or any other lands you can think of. Would love to hear opinions.
Rent Control Land
No More Rats In My Basement Land
Canobie Lake Park?
Already have Six Flags New England
Plymouth Plantation Land
DunkinLand
Judging by how crowded Lego Place always has been (and I’m sure will be when it reopens) I think a Legoland would make a killing here.
spell check LAND
I don’t know, but I’d expect significant speed restrictions on all the roller coasters…
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Seafood World
Lobster Land
Have you tried patching all the holes that they can get in?
This is the way
There is a six flags in MA. Less than a two hour drive outside of Boston.
Lego is redoing their store at assembly and also Moving headquarters to Boston.
Six Flags New EngLAND
>Plimouth Pawtucket Land, FYTFY
It’s Patuxet.
Squanto was a Patuxet.
Pawtucket is a different tribe (and a shit hole town that lost a minor league baseball team to fucking Worcester)
Nailed it
Thank you, my phone autocorrected!
Disney would make a killing wherever they go but they can’t even pay their employees in Florida so here is probably a non-starter.
Congestion Land
The MBTA is it's own theme park. Pay money, have an unexpected experience, and end up feeling different about it after.
Whalom Park
That lasted until 2000!? Holy shit!
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Does Story Land not count?
I would tear down Six Flags Springfield and Canobie Lake Park with my bare hands if it meant I could afford to buy a house in MA.
Bring back Paragon park
All of those places are hell on earth save for Six Flags, and it's close depending on time of year, and we already have one. I don't see the attraction for any of those places.
Also, I'm whole heartedly against bulldozing anymore forests in this state for any reason whatsoever. The last sighting of a Canadian Lynx in MA was in Bellingham a little more than 20 years ago. The forest it lived in was bulldozed to put in a Home Depot, Toys R Us, Unos, and a small apartment complex. ...yeah, that was worth it.
The real question is: would we sell Revere (or whatever) to Disney if they gutted the MBTA and replaced all train lines with a monorail?
And with the Americas HQ moving here in 2026 it would make sense!
That's not in Boston
is there a chance the track could bend?
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Lego land
I wish they had a fast pass!
There’s Lobsta Land in Gloucester already
Nuka-World
Pilgrim Land (ing)
I got a free show on the redline the other night when some dude kicked a guy in the face
Do what now?
You ever play rollercoaster tycoon Satan and built death coasters where you launch cars off the end of a track at 120 mph
I imagine this but with the T randomly lighting on fire or derailing
Take a ride on the Spinning IcedInAHotCups
That’s in Plymouth
Would 100% pay to ride in a butternut munchkin.
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Affordable Housing Land