*Breaking News!* Mass. GOP now just as corrupt as... the rest of the country's GOP!

I *almost* feel bad that Baker the Faker was driven out of office by the Center-Right-turned-Hard-Right faction of the GOP that has apparently made its way north of the Mason-Dixon Line and taken over the state's once more principled secondary party. Somebody please remind all the knuckle-draggers in South-Norfolk and North-Essex Counties that they're free at any time to move to Alabama or Mississippi or Kansas or another of those other fine functioning Red State utopias.