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nom-nom-nom-de-plumb t1_j6lqtok wrote

I died 37 years ago, during the Regan administration, due to a mishap involving cocaine, a bowling pin, a bowl of sukiyaki and one of those little paddle boats that's shaped like a swan. One moment I was on top of the 80's, and the next I was unable to do any more drugs and could only communicate thru my Cellular Phone. Now, thanks to advances in technology, it's much easier for me to interact with the living. So, long story short, do more blow because when you die...you end up a ghost on reddit.

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nilyro t1_j6mg1ee wrote

What the fuck did I just read :)

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mikarala t1_j6nd4tu wrote

Why does this sound like a really fun opening paragraph to a book, though.

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