Submitted by Tantra_Charbelcher t3_125ytf9 in books
What the fuck is this shit? I mean really? A dozen of the most premier literary awards for 500 pages of uninterrupted word salad? Am I losing my mind? This book is completely incomprehensible. It is a test of human endurance to see how long you will stick with something based on critical acclaim. You can't do this to human beings. Like, how dare you? How dare you take your artist's journal you wrote while reading The Artist's Way, publish it, and then become a literary superstar.
How on earth did anyone edit this book? How did a book agent read this and think they had literary gold? And this isn't even the first time I've seen this happen. This is an exact copy of A girl is a half formed thing. How can you do this to people? Do you have no respect for the limited time we have on this planet? The joke is over. Ha ha, you combined 100k words at random and then convinced critics to give you what were once serious awards. I can read The Giver or The Poet X and clearly see why those books won awards. I can't finish this book because it is destroying my will to live. This is the literary equivalent of that fungus that attaches to ants and then grows into their brains and turns them into zombies.
This is gross. This spits in the face of anyone who has seriously tried to write a novel. Anyone who has struggled for years to even leave the tiniest scratch on the monument of collective literature, and you waltz in, you fucking AI drone and barf up a word slurry and become one of the most respected contemporary authors alive today. Enough. Just admit this was a massive hoax. Just admit you're screwing with us. It stopped being funny a long time ago. No one's laughing.
tl;dr, can someone please explain to me how Ducks, Newburyport is seen as an actual book let alone some gripping piece of literature that is reshaping what we know about literature?
Samael13 t1_je6mesz wrote
You know that it's okay if you don't like a book? That doesn't make it garbage. It's okay for other people to like a thing that you don't.