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Fun-atParties t1_j9e8c6z wrote

I have several I'd like to burn out of my memory - does that count?

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chunkyvomitsoup t1_j9ffyin wrote

I wholeheartedly support the literal burning of 50 shades of grey. No one should EVER have to be subjected to that affront to language.

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Organized_Khaos t1_j9h12n0 wrote

Seriously, I read the first page, just to see what all the fuss was about, and that’s as far as I could get. I’ve never had such an allergic reaction to words. Thank you, Amazon Look Inside Feature, for saving me from borrowing that from the library, much less purchasing it.

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chunkyvomitsoup t1_j9h7sn9 wrote

It was so bad and nonsensical I legitimately thought I’d accidentally bought a fake book…Out of sheer perseverance, I made it through halfway of the first book before realising I’d rather pluck my eyes out wishing I was as illiterate as E.L. James.

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Organized_Khaos t1_j9h9ry5 wrote

I’m so sorry. I feel your pain. Well, I felt it for a few paragraphs.

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Aylauria t1_j9h9kk1 wrote

One of my friends sent me the box set and I was like.....um.....thanks? Never read it.

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