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erichellyeah t1_j8n0x3o wrote

There's one in Mt. Washington that says "anal sex, no lube"

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danhalka t1_j8mzjub wrote

Weird. I was just thinking about Eats, Shoots & Leaves this morning.

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bmore_conslutant t1_j8nb367 wrote

why did the bartender kick the panda out of the bar as soon as it walked in?

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Bubhubbub t1_j8ni5yz wrote

This one is my favorite:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/?link=https://www.google.com/maps/@39.3541489,-76.5227356,0a,75y,186.45h,83.87t/data%3D!3m4!1e1!3m2!1slNN63caYYCE6G7Col3snPw!2e0?utm_source%3Dmstt_0%26lucs%3D47062708&apn=com.google.android.apps.maps&afl=https://www.google.com/maps/@39.3541489,-76.5227356,0a,75y,186.45h,83.87t/data%3D!3m4!1e1!3m2!1slNN63caYYCE6G7Col3snPw!2e0?utm_source%3Dmstt_0%26lucs%3D47062708&ibi=com.google.Maps&ius=comgooglemapsurl&isi=585027354&ifl=https://www.google.com/maps/@39.3541489,-76.5227356,0a,75y,186.45h,83.87t/data%3D!3m4!1e1!3m2!1slNN63caYYCE6G7Col3snPw!2e0?utm_source%3Dmstt_0%26lucs%3D47062708

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No_name_Johnson t1_j8obgc9 wrote

Damn, I didn't think I'd get roasted by a building today but here we are.

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DrMonkeyMcKenzie t1_j8od2l7 wrote

As a business owner I hope that person gets both hands chopped off

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Double_Access t1_j8o0xd2 wrote

There’s another hall of famer that I think is still in one of the downstairs bathrooms at the Crown “I used to be in Sonic Youth. Now I suck dick in this bathroom”.

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No_name_Johnson t1_j8oce3t wrote

There's sidewalk graffiti by my house that says In Every Dream Home A Heartache, which references a Roxy Music song about a blowup doll. Baltimore is weird, I love it

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skrewballl t1_j8os02h wrote

my fav is one on york rd that says "if you read this you a bitch"

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umbligado t1_j8njoxo wrote

Hahhahahhaha - right across from Revival Hotel on Cathedral Street, right?

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Sheslost21 t1_j8nxgr6 wrote

This is one hell of a “to do” list.

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tonk84 t1_j8oejbq wrote

Just wondering if sex and cum are nouns or verbs…

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instantcoffee69 t1_j8mw33s wrote

Call me ole fashioned, but what exactly are they using that fish for?

It's 2023, you do you, I'm just asking.

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BlueFalconPunch t1_j8n3j8i wrote

What is... "My late night uber McDonalds order, Alex?"

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addctd2badideas t1_j8ns8wu wrote

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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TheWandererKing t1_j8oi0dw wrote

Are they trying to specify the bouquet of the Inner Harbor?

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SKYDROVE t1_j8ojjcz wrote

"and in THAT order."

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weahman t1_j8nep3p wrote

They got caught doing it was supposed to say Cumin

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f1sh98 t1_j8opizo wrote

My time to shine!

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jeejet t1_j8rkrop wrote

I don’t have a photo, but on a building on Harford Road near The Alameda there’s graffiti that says “Shrimp! Lord God say Shrimp!”

Cracks me up every time I pass by.

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Book_Hoarding_Dragon t1_j8nrm3h wrote

Please, my good Redditor, where in Baltimore? I must find. For science.

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c_h_a_r_ OP t1_j8o8xhs wrote

Mt. Vernon area. I think someone else commented a more precise location

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rat-in-a-race t1_j8ox45l wrote

I think the proper response here is, "ok, kanye".

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flaming_bob t1_j8p5yor wrote

The Shadow over Baltimore. Lovecraft would be proud.

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anonymized-end-user t1_j8q24xv wrote

Incidentally, sex, fish, & cum are what you find under the Hanover St bridge.

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S-Kunst t1_j8r0mb7 wrote

Wet concrete has always been an attraction for childish uttering. Its the next step up from a white wall in the house, or the outside wall of the kid's neighbor's house.

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