Most spiders are actually just small puppy-dogs

Saying as the "Deadly" ones aren't even remotely deadly or have that painful of a bite, you will find that their threat postures are just bluffs like how a small, angry dog would (Chihuahua for example)

Also cute ones just look like puppies.

Edit: Furthermore, if you want a spider to make fun of then watch a funnel web spider try to climb. It is pathetic.